Realistically, How Long Do You Plan On Social Distancing?

[Dwight Howard]

Cause ima be honest, if this shyt ain't cleared up by next weekend, I don't know if ima have the patience to chill at the crib much longer. I hear folks talking about 2-3 months and I'm like ehh idk, I mean at some point i might just have to bite the bullet.

Plus, 2-3 months of this shyt would do an irrevocable number on the economy, I'm starting to think letting the young folks live on, get it in and out of their system might be a viable strategy...If it is indeed true 80% fully recover without hospitalization. just tell the old folks to stay home.


I haven't seen a human being since tuesday

 

[humminbird]

all my life i've been grinding all my life

 

[The BasedFather]

Been doing it since 1993.

So ehhhhhhh, forever

 

[⠀X ⠀]

For as long as possible

 

[acri1]

I'm already a homebody, so no huge difference for me

Although I still have to go to work on Monday as far as I know.

 

[levitate]

Breh you live in a mansion with an indoor pool and basketball court..you’ll be fine.

plus you have access to scores of exotic women, so Dwight please...

 

[1-8-7-Skillz]

Ill see how the things turn out, but as of now im definetely taking 2 weeks off anything. Im studying online anyway so I dont need to be anywhere. Plus we got grocery deliveries set up in our apartment complex.
The boredom is gonna be severe after a while though imo


PS: Im in germany so I see them taking the same measures (closing down everything but grocery stores & pharamcy) in the next few days until shyt dies down

 

[Reality]

I'm an introvert and oddly enough I feel way more energized on the weekend from not having to deal with CAC bullshyt at work all week. But now there's nothing to do. It's a catch 22.

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

I wonder how this will affect dating websites and also other clout platforms like the gram and the Snapchat and shyt. My daughter watches a bunch of that TikTok shyt, their numbers are about to jump since all the kids are out of school

 

[ThaEruditious]

I hate humans anyway so I'm completely fine with all of this

 

[The Connoisseurs]

You really asking folks on the Coli this ..of all places ..



you have to know your audience

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Idleness is the devil’s playground.

My circle is small- social distancing is a lifestyle. Most random people, I can’t be bothered with or don’t care; so that’s nothing. Commuting to work is a breeze since trains are empty, no driving in traffic, no rush hour, streets are empty. I actually don’t mind it. At all. Amtrak only had 25 passengers, compared to the usual 290, from what the conductor was saying. Real quiet rides in. The only issue is kids not being in school or socially interacting - outside stimulation. Creative parenting is a job in itself.

 

[ThaEruditious]

Idleness is the devil’s playground.

My circle is small- social distancing is a lifestyle. The only issue is kids not being in school or socially interacting - outside stimulation. Creative parenting is a job in itself.

#VirgoGang

 

[blockburna420]

Imma killem this summer

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Uber Eats is having buy 1 get 1 free deals, free food deals, and $10-$20 discounts since everyone is scared to eat out or order delivery. People are so predictable.

I don’t mind a few months of this - I’m taking advantage

contrary to what people say, grocery stores are not barren wastelands. Wait until after the trucks come late at night, when they have a full restock instead of following the sheeple spazzing during “regular shopping hours”. Got everything I needed. Amazonfresh is still delivering off their app too, Wait until after 12:30am to “check out” your items and delivery window will open for the Next day or day after slot availability. Used to be same day, but now it’s 1-2 days. If you try to order during the regular hrs, it will say “no slots” available. These companies know what they’re doing.