'Neptunes got a cocker spaniel'
Sh1t makes me

EVERY time I hear it
N.O.R.E. explained these seemingly non-sensical lines in a rather shocking 2005 interview, saying that he chose that type of dog for the Neptunes because of what he heard about their sexual orientation:
LSD- Not to change the subject entirely, but can you explain Light a candle, run laps around the English Channel, Neptunes got a cocker spaniel?
N- Well, when you light a candle, thats saluting your dead peoples. Light a Candle. And then, whats the English Channel? Its a big pool of water and its overseas.So Im trying to say that when I light a candle Im that strong that I can run laps around the English Channel. And Neptunes [producers featured prominently on Noreagas two solo albums] have a cocker spaniel. Cause they homo.
[Pause]
LSD- Oh. All right.
N- Neptunes is homo. You wont hear another Neptunes track again on Noreaga again in your life. I didnt know that they hand was broken. [makes limp-wristed gesture]
LSD- Is this a recent discovery?
N- Its a recent discovery after the Oh No video. After money had the tight choker on in that video. And we started asking questions, and people from Virginia started telling us that hes a straight Flagrino. And he takes it up the ass. I cut him off.
LSD- Even though the beats
N- fukk the beats! [laughter] I cant fukk with nobody that Mohammed used to throw off the hill. You know, Mohammed used to take all the homo nikkas in the village, and hed take em to the top of the hill and he tricked them. Hed tell em Yo, jump down there, and when theyd jump down there, they killed they self. We dont fukk with homo. I like lesbians, though. Ima stand upI like lesbians and dykes. If youre lesbian and dyke youre okay to me, but if youre a homo, I dont even like you


