Reason # whatever not to lie on your d*ck

[Ricky Dunigan]

Just found out that my boy is gonna be brought into HR cause he lied ( as far as i know) on his dikk. He said he smashed this cute shorty from another dept. Shorty was out for a bit with a baby, and I'm guessing when she got back, her ppl told her what dude was saying.

So even before being bought out by a major company, my night job had a zero tolerance for any type of sexual harassment.

She told my other boy that she was gonna do the write up this week. And being that some nikkas talk when they're high, he told me whats going on. But he asked me to keep it on the low.

My dude that about to be in trouble is young, and basically a good kid. I've been helping him lose weight and we got cool. The chicks at my job do treat him like a mascot though. He just runs with that shyt and thinks these chicks are feeling him.

Should I give dude a heads up? Or let it roll and pretend I didn't know?

 

[King Jae]

Why would lie bout smashing a broad..not only that....a broad at work....swear some nagas love drama...

 

[Mike809]

Even if he did slam ass with her , you shouldn't bring that to the workplace.
Dudes just cant keep their mouths shut.

 

[SAINT]

This nikka 13 or something? Who lies about that

 

[75 Others]

So many Ls

- Dude lying

- Dude smashing something at work

- Folks going to the chick and "I heard so and so smashed"


This is a messy ass workplace you dealing with OP

 

[Sterling Archer]

So he is your boy and you trust some chick at work more than you trust him?
Its stupid regardless, but you said this is your boy not just some dude who's character you cant vouch for. Seeing as how I dont see many adults doing this type of stuff (lying), especially in an office. Its more likely that she's lying to save face than it is your boy. Again, you should know if he's lying about it or if he would. Thats ya mans and 'nem.

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

How old is the kid that lied on his dikk? That might determine if I would tell him or not. If he's really young he can prob binge back from it.


That shyt crazy though nonetheless

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I would help him update his resume

 

[Ricky Dunigan]

So he is your boy and you trust some chick at work more than you trust him?
Its stupid regardless, but you said this is your boy not just some dude who's character you cant vouch for. Seeing as how I dont see many adults doing this type of stuff (lying), especially in an office. Its more likely that she's lying to save face than it is your boy. Again, you should know if he's lying about it or if he would. Thats ya mans and 'nem.

He's my boy. We got cool when he asked for tips to lose weight and get in shape. So he is trying to better his life at least. Thing is, with this messy ass job, i could see either side of the story going down.

He's young though and does try to front like he's smashing a lot of women at the job. I was hoping that shyt wouldn't come back to bite, but

 

[Ricky Dunigan]

How old is the kid that lied on his dikk? That might determine if I would tell him or not. If he's really young he can prob binge back from it.


That shyt crazy though nonetheless

Early 20s i think

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Just found out that my boy is gonna be brought into HR cause he lied ( as far as i know) on his dikk. He said he smashed this cute shorty from another dept. Shorty was out for a bit with a baby, and I'm guessing when she got back, her ppl told her what dude was saying.

So even before being bought out by a major company, my night job had a zero tolerance for any type of sexual harassment.

She told my other boy that she was gonna do the write up this week. And being that some nikkas talk when they're high, he told me whats going on. But he asked me to keep it on the low.

My dude that about to be in trouble is young, and basically a good kid. I've been helping him lose weight and we got cool. The chicks at my job do treat him like a mascot though. He just runs with that shyt and thinks these chicks are feeling him.

Should I give dude a heads up? Or let it roll and pretend I didn't know?

no heads up. you there to eat not make friends. never loose site of your goal. young breh bout to learn a valuable lesson. don't try to save nikkaz at the job when they fukk up like that with non work related fukkery. Shyt is like tryna save a drowning man who can't swim, he will take you down with him.

getting fired over p*ssy you never had is tragic btw

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

He gotta learn the hard way

 

[Ricky Dunigan]

He gotta learn the hard way

That's where im leaning tbh, but i hate to see a young brother lose his job over something like this

 

[Swirv]

I would say tell him so can quit but he sounds like a dumbass who might take you down with him.

 

[Ricky Dunigan]

I would say tell him so can quit but he sounds like a dumbass who might take you down with him.

shyt, i didnt even consider that angle