Rectal Exam Unappreciation Thread(NSFW)

[Killer Instinct]

I was shadowing a a doc awhile back. Had to sit through numerous of these. Can't figure out why some of these nasty SOB's don't thoroughly wipe their ass. You can always tell who has the dirty ass, too. Grinning and shucking and jiving until he's hit with and told to disrobe and turn over. Goes from to

Don't even want to think about giving my first rectal exam.

 

[RicanFury]

why do you have to do this for your job? i never heard of that. your superiors having fun at your expense.

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

dam breh you got sodomized


young bucks better stop eatin and drinkin on that bullshyt before its to late

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

Fck no. I'm mid 20's breh. Best shape of my life. It's part of my physical for work. Even the Doc thinks it's crazy we have to do it, but we do. I thought shytting on stick for 3 days straight and storing it was weird. This takes the cake.

OH SNAPS I FORGOT ABOUT THE shytTY STICKS.

 

[AllHolosEve]

never did this sh1t!!! i refused, dont go near there booty doc, id rather die!!!! they said i had problems cause of this behavior, but f_ck it!!!!

 

[You_Ugly_on_Skype]

What do you do for a living?

kind of job requires that you get multiple rectal exams per year???? I've never heard of this...

I think the person who wrote this company policy is trolling or some kind of extreme misandrist that's uses these exams as some kind of power trip.

 

[You_Ugly_on_Skype]

Are these the board members of your company???

 

[The ADD]

No f-ing chance I ever do that

 

[Wesley Pipes quotes]

What do you do for a living?

kind of job requires that you get multiple rectal exams per year???? I've never heard of this...

I think the person who wrote this company policy is trolling or some kind of extreme misandrist that's uses these exams as some kind of power trip.

In a way you are right because it is a measure into how bad you want to be here. It's been 24 hours and I still feel "different".

 

[PabloEscobar]

i might take my chances with that prostate cancer

 

[George Gooney]

pipes u a real nikka to admit this. Don't neglect your health comrades...

 

[Change]

OH SNAPS I FORGOT ABOUT THE shytTY STICKS.

what's this shytting on a stick business you two are talking about? I can't say i'm familiar with that one.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

what's this shytting on a stick business you two are talking about? I can't say i'm familiar with that one.

THEY GIVE YOU 3 STICKS TO POOP ON FOR A STOOL SAMPLE.

 

[kash10003]

I was shadowing a a doc awhile back. Had to sit through numerous of these. Can't figure out why some of these nasty SOB's don't thoroughly wipe their ass. You can always tell who has the dirty ass, too. Grinning and shucking and jiving until he's hit with and told to disrobe and turn over. Goes from to

Don't even want to think about giving my first rectal exam.

i've given shytloads of them, pun intended, in med school, they are not bad at all to give no homo. its WAY worse for the patient

the pelvic exam for women is much harder though

 

[RawDogBandit]

All this fukking technology and people still have to get fingers placed inside their asses?


Don't think I could ever go through with it