Reddit Poster Finds Out Wife is Cheating; When Baby Comes Out Black

[MikelArteta]

That shyt is

Happened to my friend's brother though. Married a girl that had a one night stand w/ some dude, got pregnant and had the kid. Friend's brother legally adopted the kid, they divorced, he's stuck w/ child support for anther 4 years.

damn

 

[MikelArteta]

VA

Since there was a paper trail, there is a legal leg to stand on, but that broad took him through the ringer beyond that. Toys, underwater home, the whole nine. He's WELL into the six figures annually, probably the brokest person I know.

child support remains undefeated

 

[The Bilingual Gringo]

i dont wanna laugh at nikkas but never sign for another dudes kid

that girl scammed your nikka into bankruptcy

Blinded by the p*ssy, most everyone told him to watch out, but once that adoption happened, we knew it was over.

 

[wise prophet]

Put one of the most devastating events to ever happen in your life in some dumb reddit meme brehs.


That site always comes with some corny fake bullshyt.

 

[froggle]

Put one of the most devastating events to ever happen in your life in some dumb reddit meme brehs.


That site always comes with some corny fake bullshyt.

But lets not act like things like this doesn't happen

 

[TRFG]

Dude gave her a black eye the day before and still made her take a picture

 

[TRFG]

"Man.

I can't imagine the utter shock in the delivery room.

Waiting, trying to comfort her with the delivery pains, holding her hand, wiping her forehead, the doctor asks you to step around the curtain in preparation to cut the umbilical, proud anxious father - then the baby comes and the realization hits you right between the eyes.

WOW."

 

[Blackking]

my first son is my twin... plus i was in a good relationship..

third , sure of..

This thread got me look at my middle son like imma do the mouth swab n post the results only if they are not what I think. i pay 800/month for him alone but I guess i wouldn't murk the chick and still raise him at this point. i guess some simp shyt that I never thought about before.

 

[Blankthawtz]

 

[marcuz]

my first son is my twin... plus i was in a good relationship..

third , sure of..

This thread got me look at my middle son like imma do the mouth swab n post the results only if they are not what I think. i pay 800/month for him alone but I guess i wouldn't murk the chick and still raise him at this point. i guess some simp shyt that I never thought about before.

if you'd still raise him regardless, best to not even do the swab. save yourself some potential heart ache

 

[Ooh Marty]

all together now

get married brehs

This muthafukka hea!

 

[MikelArteta]

my first son is my twin... plus i was in a good relationship..

third , sure of..

This thread got me look at my middle son like imma do the mouth swab n post the results only if they are not what I think. i pay 800/month for him alone but I guess i wouldn't murk the chick and still raise him at this point. i guess some simp shyt that I never thought about before.

 

[Box Cutta]

I'm pretty sure this happened to Kid Rock...except with a bed wench twist.

He was with a black woman....the baby came out and kept getting darker and darker. Eventually he had to concede that it wasn't his....

 

[Dank Hill]

http://news.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant

An American woman claims she became pregant after watching a 3D porno.

US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical.

It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.

What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.

“Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk,” Jennifer said. “But he knows I’m faithful.” It just shows you what joining the military does to your head.

Jennifer explained that “a month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” That must have been one good porno.

3D movies have gained renewed popularity since Avatar, but there have been some concerns raised over how bad they may be for your eyes. Now you'll have to worry about conceiving in the cinema.

You may have jumped when an object in film was thrown at the camera, but now you'll have to be careful of other, far more uncouth things flying at you. TechEye recommends contraception for your next trip to the cinema. You never know.

Read more: http://news.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant#ixzz2ydJ92pZf
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I think this was proven fake tho. I don't remember, but still

 

[ORDER_66]

dont deal with scallywag bytches.... get a paternity test at all costs...