After a long hiatus I am back. Expect a update in my thread soon.
I can tell this quick L to keep the theme of this thread alive.
I "inherited" a 3 pound teacup Chihuahua.

Last year my x kept saying she wanted a dog. A lil purse dog. So like a fukking simp... I buy her a 800 teacup Chihuahua brehs.
When we break up and she moves out....she left the dog with me. At first I was like

lil homie is cute and he is a chick magnet. This lil fukker has cost me so much money in vet bills tho
The real L came last night. I work late. Got off at 1am. Decided I wanted some taco bell. I take him along with me in the whip. We are at the drive thru and he is going crazy!!!

Must have been his Mexican heritage or something. I was flirting with the thot at the window so I bodied that lil nikka. Threw his Ass in the backseat
The taco bell thot was like. He is sooo cute! To bad I'm allergic to dogs. I said no worries ma. If you come over one day he can chill in his cage while we watch Netflix

you bring the chalupas tho. She was steady giggling n nodding.
My lil nikka in the back said fukk it. He scrambles UNDER the passenger seat. ( did not know he could fit ) jumps up on the passenger seat. Looks at me..

then springboards off of me right thru the open Drive thru Window.
Ol girl was leaning out the window when my vato took flight. His nail scratched her eyelid as he flew past! He landed and started savagely attacking all nearby food!
She had blood gushing brehs.

All I hear is workers screaming inside taco bell. Smh. I yell for him and he pops his head out the drive thru like he works there . My nikka had two soft tacos in his mouth .. he then dives back in my car.
Tracking blood all in my interior

. Ol girl is leaking. All the food is ruined

. I asked the thot if she was ok and can I get your number. She threw my Baja Blast mountain dew at me!!!! Had your boy covered in blue. My car interior is fukkkkkkeeddddd!
My lil vato was curled up in the back seat eating his soft tacos. Somehow this nikka had them unwrapped perfectly. I just took my L and drove home hungry brehs.