Relationship Advice. This Girl I'm Seeing... How Do I Get Her To Evolve?

[Monsanto]

This relationship isn't for you.

However, if you are so inclined to change her, you can pivot her into African history by utilizing basic principles in astrology and mathematics.

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Okay so kinda seeing this chic right now.
Problem is she believes in horoscopes too much, and now just got into Tarot cards like wtff.

The other day we had a fight because I said women are more naive then men.
She got mad at that and said whatt... And I said just look at horoscopes, most men thinks its BS and most women thinks it's true.

And then she says Because IT IS TRUEEEE.
And then she just goes innnnnnnnnnnnnn..........

She sat me down and starting explaining horoscopes to me, I kept trying to leave but she kept making me sit down. It was torture listening to that no joke...

How do I get her out of that shyt, how do I explain to her to leave that shyt alone????

Have any of you found a successful way of doing this?

bytch is too far gone bro.

 

[Commish]

OP..

Like others has stated, you can't change someone nor make someone do something or believe in something.

Either accept that the woman you are seeing is who she is or move on...

You can tell her that astrology isn't your thing and prefer not to discuss it with her. If she persist on discussing it, then that is your cue that y'all may be incompatible.

 

[☃ ೋ]

My last gf went to get her horoscopes looked at with her friends one weekend, came back.and said the lady told her we would break up cause our scopes or some shyt werent compatible, I gave her the look. Now here we are, two years later, broken up, guess she was right

 

[Armchair Militant]

You are desperate and don’t want to be alone so you’re settling.

/thread

 

[DaPresident]

Put your Pisces in her Virgo and make it sloppy

 

[Legal]

Breh, just eject.

There's no use in trying to force someone to change for you. People can improve themselves, but asking someone to change one of their beliefs is some foolishness.

But just to get the fukkery popping:

Call women more naive before asking strangers on the internet for relationship advice, brehs.

Even worse if you watch videos from any of these relationship experts out here.

 

[HarlemHottie]

On some pimp shyt, a chart is essentially a map of psychological likelihoods. If somebody knowledgeable looks at your chart, they basically know how to manipulate you. Also, there's this, old article:

J.P. Morgan once famously said that millionaires don't need astrologers, but billionaires do. ...

J.P. Morgan thought there was more to the market than timing, and he used astrologers to help guide him in that timing in his businesses and investments. He's not alone.

Can Planets Affect Your Portfolio?

 

[Roid Jones]

Keep thinking you can change a woman's mentality brehs

 

[jj23]

1) Read her horoscope for the next week.
2) Wait for it to say something like, "there will be new developments in your love life"
3) Bounce

Thank me later

 

[jmegamar]

I get what ya'll saying but isn't most women nowadays into horoscopes?
I honestly dunno, i'm in the middle of a divorce so i've been outta the game for a long ass time.

I don't wanna break it off because I really like her legs

Breh run. I just recently finalized mine and the one thing I def learned is it’s the wild Wild West out here and you gotta do ultimately what’s best for you and your mental health right now. I say fukk her one more time, enjoy those legs you like and keep it moving.

There is a time for compromising with women and right now ain’t the time. Unless you think she’s the next one you bout to spend a lot of years with.

 

[Vodun]

Simple


Give her a rare candy

 

[Coco Loco]

Put your Pisces in her Virgo and make it sloppy

Sir

 

[etrofllenrod504]

First off. Stop trying to change her. Either you gonna roll with her vices or move on.

 

[Leao2005]

Horoscopes is only three steps from spells, witchcraft and other occult stuff. Run