Religious bytches on facebook are fukking idiots!!!

[Handsback]

Religious people everywhere that "praise god" for every little event in life are fukking idiots.

I had a friend that made a big ass long update cuz she got a ticket upgrade on her flight. Talking about its the Lord's Plan and all that.

Really?

Naw, God ain't got anything to do today so he decided to put you in first class. Nope, no starving babies or war to worry about today.

Hoe, that's customer service.

 

[Ohene]

i asked the bytch if she was a virgin and she tried to get all on me with the okie doke saying she hates when nikkas ask. Talking about how before when we used to work at an amusement park in HS and she told my mant to tell me shes interested she wasnt saved but now she would never do that . nikka just tell the truth about being sexually active and stop acting all different .

The issue is they have an answer for everything. I told her, "If God doesnt want us to have sex why would he instill hormones in us that make us animalistic for something so simple as seeing a fat ass . Why couldnt he make us only get these feelings when we find someone special. It's God right? He can do any magical thing he want . "bytch came with that original/natural sin shyt and I just

 

[MeachTheMonster]

Got a goofy hitch on my timeline right now talmbout she's not voting cause Obama supported gay marriage

 

[killacal]

Facebook over posters are insecure losers with shytty lives looking for validation

 

[So UnThotful]

i remember some bytch once said that the Tsunami that hit Samoa was caused because people were selling alcohol on beaches and how this was god's punishment for those who sin

this is the only time i really had the urge to throw someone into some bushes over a FB post

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

I wish that people were like me, and just lovingly embrace the whore-mongering, blunt-smoking, alcoholic party animals that they really are deep on the inside.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Facebook over posters are insecure losers with shytty lives looking for validation

Yeah... I don't really post anything anymore besides jokes or scientific news articles. I almost never post about myself unless it's a huge deal like when I graduated from school or my best friend's wedding. I kinda treat my Facebook like a regular website; I try to offer people something that's interesting and/or substantially valuable to people that might take a look.

:D

 

[Jesus]