Remember how exclusive porno’s were?

[Taadow]

I hated HBO real sex when I was a kid because it seemed like it was always on some weirdo shyt. I still did what I had to do tho

Playuh...Real Sex had some of the NON-SEXIEST Material Under The Guise Of Sexuality I've ever seen:

- The Used-to-be-hippies vacation sex commune
- the domiatrixes (I don't know the plural tense for "dominatrix") who used to rock strap-ons
- the biker nudist colony
- the fat broad strip club

I'm good on all that business...

 

[Taadow]

Shannon tweed and Kari wurhler held a nikka down

BWAAHAHAHAAA

No Lies...check the guide and if it got them or:

Nikki Reed
Susan Featherley
Marilyn Chambers

It was a go!


Sidebar: I remember when Kari Wuhrer came up. I was watching "Anaconda"
with my fam and saw her in it. I said "Snap, it's Ol' Gurl..."

They was like "what she from?"

I said: "...oh, never mind..."

 

[Lord_nikon]

My dad caught me humping pillows to the porn channel he walked in my room quick af..I thought I was in trouble he just looked at me puzzled/amused/concerned and left the room

You're mission impossible skills were trash

 

[Isaiah Bradley]

crazy how we didn't know the limited access to porn was a blessing because it helped avoid early ED

 

[Ol’Otis]

crazy how we didn't know the limited access to porn was a blessing because it helped avoid early ED

i was just thinking that

 

[Kool]

Most if these dudes on here are way to young to remember those days.

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

I remember when Sable and Chyna doing playboy was a real big deal

 

[Guess Who]

Man back when nikkas didn’t have internet, the black boxes got scrambled and u couldn’t get ur hands on a VHS tape my boys and I stashed some porno mags we found in the park in the back staircase of the parking garage of my boy’s building. Only rule was put em back when you’re done. Then one of my boys started telling some tertiary nikkas and guess what happened??? Mags disappeared. A nikka had to start using his imagination and shyt.




But real talk my imagination held it down until Kazaa and DSL internet.

 

[Ol’Otis]

A nikka had to start using his imagination and shyt.

 

[J.E.T.S]

Bikini car wash. Big fake white titties

 

[J.E.T.S]

closest i had was fhm mags and eye candy in xxl

Black Tail

 

[Kid Dynamite]

Hell yeah I'd rent Pam Grier movies and pause it whenever she got ass naked... Loved that little fro between her thighs

Big birdcage
Foxxy brown
White girl black girl

 

[verbalkint]

id have to be in front of the box to remember which button but i got a strong feeling it was the AU button.

my remote didnt look like this cuz the button was on the bottom

You mean the Authorize button lol

Yeah it made the channel clear and charged you for it.

 

[Taadow]

Fam, I remember one from the mid 90s, had this one fine Sister, poured milk all on her t*ts, then shorty got fukked in a restaurant bathroom

Been looking for that shyt online forever

Okay okay...I watched that chit only a couple times, because I couldn't suspend my disbelief of some chit.

I think I saw the one with the Restaurant Fuccing.

Chick was a waitress and dude was a chef.
They started doing food chit.
The nicca sliced a carrot all fast and then lined the slices on her belly, then licked them all up in one stroke.

I'm like "okay nicca, you just showing out. You coulda been fucced this broad by now...
I hope don't no bytches outchea expect me to be doing this kinda funnystyle foolishness..."

 

[KingJay]

I remember HBO was left on and real sex came on, I was a young young boul just looking at the screen like