Remember how exclusive porno’s were?

[Clayton Endicott]

BWAAHAHAHAAA

No Lies...check the guide and if it got them or:

Nikki Reed
Susan Featherley
Marilyn Chambers

It was a go!


Sidebar: I remember when Kari Wuhrer came up. I was watching "Anaconda"
with my fam and saw her in it. I said "Snap, it's Ol' Gurl..."

They was like "what she from?"

I said: "...oh, never mind..."

Forgot about her. RIP

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

If you didn’t have illegal cable

You had to stay up and wait for HBO Real Sex, Skin-a-max or just watch those 1-800 phone sex advertisements

You knew what time it was when Shannon Tweed showed up

 

[I Really Mean It]

While home alone as a youth, I used to sneak into my parents' bedroom and grab my dad's old Players magazines from underneath his bed.

 

[Max.]

Man when i had the crib to myself

Blackbox channel 99

Hear that car pull up flip it to cartoons etc

I could hear a fukkn pin drop

 

[The_Dread_Dormammu]

Mannnn... I remember one year my parents and i helped my aunt move. .. she was a hoarder, but she had some porno tapes... my dad decided to take some...

Naturally I borrowed them from time to time... it was my first time seeing hardcore sex...

I got lazy and left them on my bottom book case shelf one day while I was at school... mom decides to clean the whole house (including my room ) ...I get home and the tapes are gone...

She ain't ever say shyt but knowing she knew was the worst

 

[Max.]

Being 14n jerkn off to 40 second 8th street latinas trailer

N deleting the interney history for the day...

Had my mom thinkn the computer was trippn lmao

 

[daemonova]

Video porn was a luxury back then if you had access to it. Otherwise, Playboy mags was your only option.

Found a Club magazine in a best western during a family reunion trip summer after seventh grade, shyt got me thru high school

 

[Fresh]

My older cousin had a big ass stash of flicks in a black garbage bag in his room when I was in my teens and I raided all them sh1ts



feel sorry for the brehs that had to struggle so hard to watch porn

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

.

Hell yeah I'd rent Pam Grier movies and pause it whenever she got ass naked... Loved that little fro between her thighs

Big birdcage
Foxxy brown
White girl black girl

The foxy brown loophole


I never watched a foxy brown movie past her nude scenes

 

[315]

Growing up in an analog world >>>

 

[Ol’Otis]

Growing up in an analog world >>>

absolutely

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

My local cable company used to look out for teenagers, I swear. Every summer, there was one weekend where Cinemax was free to let people see if they'd like to buy the channel. Those weekends always had Red Show Diaries, Poison Ivy movies, and the Emmanuelle series.

 

[J.E.T.S]

If you was really fiendin for something to jack off to, youd turn to regular, Hollywood movies.

That sex scene in Jerry McGuire and Desperado.

Monster's Ball, the Titty Twister scene in Dusk till Dawn, or WWF diva fights.

Sears catalogs, underwear sections. Sports Illustrated bikini edition.

 

[Killer Instinct]

That softcore porn wave A young breh would be legit excited once the living room light went out and I heard that door shut. Nikki Fritz might be the GOAT softcore porn actress. 'Nightcap' on Cinemax always came proper

Spoiler: NSFW

Low key, those soundtracks used to be dope as hell, too.

Spoiler

Nikki Fritz Nightcap
Nightcap.volume.1 — vPorn

 

[Ricky Dunigan]

Mom dukes had the GOAT old school tape collection. Hiding under the bed, first place a young breh gonna look.

Beyond Taboo series, White mama Black Mama, The big Mamma Jamma series.

I didnt even share my finds with my sibs, that jackpot was all too myself