GoAggieGo.
getting blitzed.
My pop would sometimes accidentally leave the tv on Cinemax, and I’d sneak in the living room and be all in front of the tv.
That and BET uncut
That and BET uncut
Remember how exclusive porno’s were?
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DJ Paul's Arm
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That softcore porn waveA young breh would be legit excited once the living room light went out and I heard that door shut. Nikki Fritz might be the GOAT softcore porn actress. 'Nightcap' on Cinemax always came proper
Low key, those soundtracks used to be dope as hell, too.
Oh shyt Nikki Fritz! That name brings back a lot of memories.
Once I see that name in the description of the movie title. I knew it was going down!
Looking into my parents room and sisters room to make sure everyone is asleep.
Go back downstairs
Put in work!
Oh shyt Nikki Fritz! That name brings back a lot of memories.
Once I see that name in the description of the movie title. I knew it was going down!
Looking into my parents room and sisters room to make sure everyone is asleep.
Go back downstairs
Put in work!
Preach!
I'm not even a fan of blatantly fake t*ts but hers were beautiful.Those breasts.
That petite ass & frame.
That landing strip.
There were much badder broads in porn but she triggered puberty for me. She'll always be in my top 5 because of that. Nikki single hanedly carried those softcore joints. Was on the 'Bare Wench Project' pulling out the best of the supporting cast like Magic Johnson in '82.
RennisDeynolds
I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!
Stroking off to those girls gone wild commercials, every time you heard WARNING you knew what time it was 
Watching Girls Next Door on E just to see pixelated privates
Watching Girls Next Door on E just to see pixelated privates
Cloutius Maximus
with the aid of the Funk...
So I "found" some Playboys and ripped a hole under my box spring (it had holes anyway, so no biggie)....
Well, I was fukken up in school big time and what do all Moms do when you fukk up in school?
- Beat that ass
- Search the room for anything odd
- Exit room with an ass whooping
Well anyway, I stuffed all my Playboys and other porno mags in the box spring....
She searching, tearing up the room, then she starting pulling papers (there were just bad test scores and homework) from under the mattress....
I felt like I was at the Mexican Border and my trunk had all the work in there...
Once she found the failed papers, I let out a sigh of relief and moved my stash....
But if that had happened, I would have never ever lived that down....
Mom: "Nino graduated from college"
Uncle: "Yeah, so now he can buy more
Playboy magazines...."
Me:
Well, I was fukken up in school big time and what do all Moms do when you fukk up in school?
- Beat that ass
- Search the room for anything odd
- Exit room with an ass whooping
Well anyway, I stuffed all my Playboys and other porno mags in the box spring....
She searching, tearing up the room, then she starting pulling papers (there were just bad test scores and homework) from under the mattress....
I felt like I was at the Mexican Border and my trunk had all the work in there...
Once she found the failed papers, I let out a sigh of relief and moved my stash....
But if that had happened, I would have never ever lived that down....
Mom: "Nino graduated from college"
Uncle: "Yeah, so now he can buy more
Playboy magazines...."
Me:
Devil Plisken…CMS
Veteran
In those times your best bet would be to watch a regular movie with “gratuitous nudity”
Remember when Showgirls came out? I never thought Jesse from Saved By The Bell was cuter than Kelly or Lisa.
Then that movie came out.
I had to have been like 10 at the time...She was realllll sexy to young me with her flat ass
If I remember correct I watched that movie with a classmate of my moms who was babysitting me. WTF HOW inappropriate
10 year old me was ready to drill something
Remember when Showgirls came out? I never thought Jesse from Saved By The Bell was cuter than Kelly or Lisa.
Then that movie came out.
I had to have been like 10 at the time...She was realllll sexy to young me with her flat ass
If I remember correct I watched that movie with a classmate of my moms who was babysitting me. WTF HOW inappropriate
10 year old me was ready to drill something
Devil Plisken…CMS
Veteran
When I was in middle school the internet just got popping. I use to download naked pictures of dudes on my dad's computer. He was so pissed about it. Big buff ass brehs with huge dikks.
I legit feel sorry for a man I never met
IsThatBrothaMouzone?
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Remember being 12-years old (summer of 1998) going to the Boys and Girls club. All the pre-teens and teens used to hit up this pizza spot around lunch time and then head back to either play basketball or roll with the golf coach to visit a public course for practice. I was playing golf that day on my Tiger Wood steez, so I left the pizza spot early to get back.
Walking by myself, I saw this big azz magazine laying in some deep grass. Leaned over and saw that it was "that kind" of magazine. That thing must have been 150 to 200 pages...like some kind of super-issue with every kind of female imaginable. What's crazy is that it wasn't wrinkled or torn anywhere. It legit looked like someone had just bought it five minutes ago but accidentally dropped it on the way home. I looked around and saw no one nearby, so I turned the mag over and hid it...just moving an empty Burger King bag over it and placing a rock on the bag. All the while, I was pretending to tie my shoes.
Got back to the B & G club and grabbed my backpack. Went back to the grass and snatched that shyt so casually
. Kept that shyt in my backpack all summer .
Walking by myself, I saw this big azz magazine laying in some deep grass. Leaned over and saw that it was "that kind" of magazine. That thing must have been 150 to 200 pages...like some kind of super-issue with every kind of female imaginable. What's crazy is that it wasn't wrinkled or torn anywhere. It legit looked like someone had just bought it five minutes ago but accidentally dropped it on the way home. I looked around and saw no one nearby, so I turned the mag over and hid it...just moving an empty Burger King bag over it and placing a rock on the bag. All the while, I was pretending to tie my shoes.
Got back to the B & G club and grabbed my backpack. Went back to the grass and snatched that shyt so casually
. Kept that shyt in my backpack all summer .
_genocidecutter_
All Star
Who remembers this? Back when tube sites didn't exist you had to make due.
Any heads from Rochester (@Greenhornet) remember chanel 12 public access, life without shame
Porn on public access tv after 12pm
Life was maddddd different before the year 2000... Who knows, we probably all died after the Y2k bug and are digital carnations of our old selves... on some west world shyt
Porn on public access tv after 12pm
Life was maddddd different before the year 2000... Who knows, we probably all died after the Y2k bug and are digital carnations of our old selves... on some west world shyt
We had the black box with Playboy, Adam and Eve, and Spice. I remember in middle school like maybe 7th grade, before my grandma passed away. The school was within walking distance so me and a few of the guys from the neighborhood would post up at my house since theirs was further up the block and be inside watching them channels while my grandma was in the garage sewing. Then not long after, the box moved to my parents room and me and my brother would go in there when they were out. One day my brother decides to tell my dad about this cool channel we had been watching, lol. He was maybe like 9 at the time. After that my grandparents had a box at their house and we would go spend weekends over there and I used to be sitting up watching with one eye on the screen, the other on the door, and a finger on the box ready to just mash that channel up button.