Remember nikkas instigating fights when you were a kid in school?

[Orbital-Fetus]

I did it as a kid, and sometimes I still do it.

At work, I'll make subtle comments to start arguments between co-workers. While I sit back like

eat a dikk because you are causing problems that don't need to exist.

life is too short for that nonsense.

 

[Non Sequitur]

eat a dikk because you are causing problems that don't need to exist.

life is too short for that nonsense.

My workday is too long to go without fukkery. So,

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

My workday is too long to go without fukkery. So,

what did you say nikka?
i'm gonna pop the trunk on your bytch ass with this extended remix.

i spend all day defusing beef with people who have the IQ of a brain damaged midget.



you eat a dikk.

 

[Non Sequitur]

what did you say nikka?
i'm gonna pop the trunk on your bytch ass with this extended remix.

i spend all day defusing beef with people who have the IQ of a brain damaged midget.



you eat a dikk.

Wait...how does the fact that he's a midget affect his IQ

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Wait...how does the fact that he's a midget affect his IQ

it does not affect the IQ, but it brings in the whole Napoleon complex....they overcompensate for their short comings by being aggressive about things that don't matter.

add onto that the stupid factor....that is my explanation.

 

[Non Sequitur]

it does not affect the IQ, but it brings in the whole Napoleon complex....they overcompensate for their short comings by being aggressive about things that don't matter.

add onto that the stupid factor....that is my explanation.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

 

[Soundbwoy]

im.still.an.instigator

 

[AAKing23]

I use to be that nikka

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Hit him.

u gonna let him talk to u like that

yall ain't bout it

he was talking about ur momma

we've all heard this shyt in high school

 

[Don Dada F Poppa]

Hit him.

u gonna let him talk to u like that

yall ain't bout it

he was talking about ur momma

we've all heard this shyt in high school

My go to when I wanna start some shyt


"Breh, you just gonna let the nikka talk to you like that though? You gon' let him bytch you though?"

 

[AntiHero]

I remember this one time i was about to fight with this kid for putting his hands in my food, some random hood dude came out of no where like a referee and said some chit like "if yah dont fight i'm jumping in and swinging on both of yall" i gave him the face and he didn't do chit.

 

[sfgiants]

yea the "u gona let him talk to u like that" is like the universal way to start a fight

"OHHHHH u gona let him say that to you???... i would never let someone talk to me like that"

"jessica saw u getting sonned yo.... now she's never gona let u smash cuz ur being a bytch"

"he basically called you a bytch and you agreed by not beating his ass"

then adding shyt like "and he said he was gona make your mom gag on his mushroom"

 

[Jet]

I was that nikka all the time and nikkas never caught on

 

[Mr. Manhattan]