Remember that thread where nikkas was saying they can win a fight against a gorilla

[O.T.I.S.]

We need to find a way to get gorilla arms...just saying. We share 97% of their DNA? I will rip cacs apart

Density. They are incredibly lean and have incredible strength despite being smaller and lighter than most human beings. Like I said, they are just dense as fukk. I'm kinda like that and I'm sure you seen people similar to being really compact and some people that are small but are crazy strong. It's genetic

 

[LebronsHairline]

Niqqas scared of gorillas?


I am too, but I would fight a grey Kangaroo with boxing gloves on.

A pissed off kangaroo would disembowel you as soon as the bell dings. They have STRONG ass legs and their talons would gut right through human flesh EASY

If i ever said id tap out a gorilla that was a mistake. A man has to know his limtations. A chimpanzee though would get humbled because of the intricate usages of leverage found in brazillian Jiujitsu that allow me to use his movement against him, sweeping him into any position i need him to be in, for the choke, friend.

Imagine the strongest nikka you know and multiply his strength by 2 and thats probably the AVERAGE chimps strength... They are dense as fukk which is why they don't swim well if at all, basically all muscle and are fast/agile.


So imagine what a gorilla could do to a human being. Wrestling a gorilla is like slap boxing a tiger. These are WILD animals built to survive in wild conditions. I hope these BJJ dudes aren't serious.

this, i cant believe none of yall nikkas are serious about this shyt. Nobody in this topic wants to see a gorilla/chimp/kangaroo in a fist fight.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

A pissed off kangaroo would disembowel you as soon as the bell dings. They have STRONG ass legs and their talons would gut right through human flesh EASY

this, i cant believe none of yall nikkas are serious about this shyt. Nobody in this topic wants to see a gorilla/chimp/kangaroo in a fist fight.

And this is why I can't take most BJJ practitioners serious anymore. I swear, mostly every guy i know that started doing this shyt automatically feels like they are better than anyone/anything and are practically invincible... which is the farthest thing from the truth

Edit:

In tests at the Bronx Zoo in 1924, a dynamometer — a scale that measures the mechanical force of a pull on a spring — was erected in the monkey house. A 165-pound male chimpanzee named "Boma" registered a pull of 847 pounds, using only his right hand (although he did have his feet braced against the wall, being somewhat hip, in his simian way, to the principles of leverage). A 165-pound man, by comparison, could manage a one-handed pull of about 210 pounds. Even more frightening, a female chimp, weighing a mere 135 pounds and going by the name of Suzette, checked in with a one-handed pull of 1,260 pounds. In dead lifts, chimps have been known to manage weights of 600 pounds without even breaking into a sweat. A male gorilla could probably heft an 1,800-pound weight and not think twice about it.

So I don't give a fukk how many "big guys" you made tap at your gym, none of them were this strong, fast, agile, or limber. You would die easily against a full grown chimp... and be pulverized by a Gorilla

 

[You Win Perfect]

Imagine the strongest nikka you know and multiply his strength by 2 and thats probably the AVERAGE chimps strength... They are dense as fukk which is why they don't swim well if at all, basically all muscle and are fast/agile.


So imagine what a gorilla could do to a human being. Wrestling a gorilla is like slap boxing a tiger. These are WILD animals built to survive in wild conditions. I hope these BJJ dudes aren't serious.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I was guesstimating when I made that post but then I googled about chimps right after and It said by AVERAGE, a chimps strength is almost 8 times the typical humans and said it would be TWICE the strength of a typical bodybuilders.. So even if I was wrong I'm not far off..


Or you could read my other post above yours

 

[DSGB]

Ive seen a grown man KO a kangaroo with his fist.

You saw a grown man KO a tamed kangaroo. Dudes not fighting a roo in the wild. That first kick that send dude 15 yards backwards end the fight before it start.

 

[Wild self]

Only on the coli where we have super nikkas who effortlessly

- can move 40 kilo's of weight no problem

- make over 100K and have every cert in the book

- walk in a room filled with dimes point at them and leave with them

- effortlessly arm bar and knock him out with brazilian jai jutsu(sp?)



I'd pay anything to see these super coli nikkas stranded on an island for 1 day in a jungle filled with lions, tigers, bears (oh my) with a spear, and some solid snake rations.

 

[marcuz]

You saw a grown man KO a tamed kangaroo. Dudes not fighting a roo in the wild. That first kick that send dude 15 yards backwards end the fight before it start.

there's quite a few fukked up videos of men beating up kangaroos.

 

[Tommy Knocks]

I think if you declaw a Roo, your average roo (not that brolic steroid user posted earlier) and a well trained muay thai kick boxer can make for a good even match.

 

[Wild self]

i swear to god i can't handle you dudes

brazilian jiu-jitsu



i am sitting here that you think this highly of yourselves

the stories of pro golfers fighting apes

dudes saying they would put gorillas in chokeholds

i am just going out of my mind here

this is some Ghostface Killah type shyt right there.

 

[Paradime]

This muhfukka look like he just got out the fukking pen
fukk that; i aint bout that fighting nature life

 

[Kenny West]

best attack ever right here


the nikka didnt even try to help the cac

@ white boy tryna talk chimp, then the chimp running up on him like

Chimp: fukk you say nikka?! fukk YOU SAY?!

White dude: I'm sorry! I'm sorry!! You guys say it to each other all the time, I- I -I didn't know!

 

[DSGB]

I think if you declaw a Roo, your average roo (not that brolic steroid user posted earlier) and a well trained muay thai kick boxer can make for a good even match.

I'm assuming most of the guys talking crazy in this thread are city guys who have only seen pit-bulls, Rotts, and house cats. Mother nature is a harsh world.

Dudes might be can beat a young, domesticated, declawed roo that has spent all it's life around humans. Dudes aren't defeating grown ass animals that had to survive death on a daily basis just to see adulthood. There are no weak adults in the animal kingdom. The weak get murked as kids or adolescents. That's how the wild works. The weak becomes food for the strong.

So a wild, adult kangaroo (declawed or not) that had to survive dingo and the other wild animals that can kill in Australia ain't losing to any human without a gun or car. We can't withstand the pressure. That first kick is probably dislocating something.

 

[Tommy Knocks]

I'm assuming most of the guys talking crazy in this thread are city guys who have only seen pit-bulls, Rotts, and house cats. Mother nature is a harsh world.

Dudes might be can beat a young, domesticated, declawed roo that has spent all it's life around humans. Dudes aren't defeating grown ass animals thdat had to survive death on a daily basis just to see adulthood. There are no weak adults in the animal kingdom. The weak get murked as kids or adolescents. That's how the wild works. The weak becomes food for the strong.

So a wild, adult kangaroo (declawed or not) that had to survive dingo and the other wild animals that can kill in Australia ain't losing to any human without a gun or car. We can't withstand the pressure. That first kick is probably dislocating something.

at the same time, someone like Anderson Silva is not your normal human being. His muscle memory knows one thing "kill". I just watched that roo vs nerd video and it wasnt that bad, altho when the roo landed the kick he went flying through the ropes . someone like Anderson would have moved off instinct alone.

anderson is currently the best fighter in the world. I'm curious to see how he'd do against a roo. He even fights like one. lol.

 

[HipHopStan]

I remember when Rise of the Planet of the Apes came out a few years ago, they released some interesting videos as apart of their viral marketing campaign:


Chimps acing a first person shooter games?



Swingin' machetes?



Firing AK's?!?... Well...that one is probably not real....Probably.