Remember that thread where nikkas was saying they can win a fight against a gorilla

[MikeBrownsJob]

That would be the logical answer ..Straight up we are considered the "intelligent" species because we know better. If your house cat decided to give you that work, it would do considerable damage and there wouldn't be shyt most of us could do about it.

 

[ThugLife]

That would be the logical answer ..Straight up we are considered the "intelligent" species because we know better. If your house cat decided to give you that work, it would do considerable damage and there wouldn't be shyt most of us could do about it.

I'd stomp that little fukker out

 

[Pulgero Polos]

I actually just went to the zoo last friday. i saw a gorilla up close cuz he was sleeping next to the glass.

i was shocked at the size of this beast. his forearms were the same size as my quads .
the sheer size of his hands and feet was amazing. my hands look like newborn hands next to his. and the size of his head/neck

his teeth when he yawned big ass canines


im 5'11 and 180lbs solid and i never felt more puny in my life. i wasnt sure before but now i am confident any man would instantly get this arms ripped off at the shoulder if he tried box a gorilla. even if somebody managed to land the perfect armbar while the gorilla was sleeping, im positive you would get folded in half and hulk smashed into a pulp with minimal effort.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

I think Mike Tyson/Bruce Lee might be able to take a Gorilla in one one one.

nah man...nah.

 

[cleanface coney]

go to the local zoo, then ask yourself that question

 

[BlackBieber]

gorillas don't actually fight. find a video of gorillas fighting.

ive always wondered who would win between anderson silva and a kangaroo tho.

I'd choke out a squirrel no problems.

animals generally avoid confrontation, thats not the point

if they dont have a choice tho, like lets say we put em in a cage with a human, anyone that says the human stands any chance is retarded

 

[Camammal]

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[MikeBrownsJob]

I'd stomp that little fukker out

Bro it's not a human. It's not going to allow you just stomp it out. The motherfukker is quicker than the fastest human and climb trees. The agility and ability to contort its body any way needed to is being underestimated.

 

[Tommy Knocks]

a gorilla/silverback wont actually attack a human. I actually researched this. like say right now someone opens your door, slides a sliver back in there and locks the door behind it. if you just sat there, the gorilla would literally just sit there. a chimp will fukk you up no doubt, a gorilla is actually about as soft as a bunny. they just look menancing.

as far as people saying they would KO a gorilla, clearly they're stupid fukks, because they dont know what it takes to KO. you must jolt the brain enough for it to restart, and gorilla not only has a thick fukking skull, it's reenforced monster neck muscles reassures it aint going night night. it just eat them punches and give you a gorilla slap that will fling you across the room like that rac00n gorilla gif.

as for those talking about a squirell, that squirell will get beat down by my size 11s and get put on a plate. its one thing to overrate humans but its another to underrate. a human will destroy a non predatory rodent, and a squirrell is one of them.

animals generally avoid confrontation, thats not the point

if they dont have a choice tho, like lets say we put em in a cage with a human, anyone that says the human stands any chance is retarded

 

[MikeBrownsJob]

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effortless. It would take an above average strength man to pull another adult male with one arm a few feet. Most dudes would have to use two arms. This gorilla just did it like it was nothing.

 

[Grifter]

I'd beat the shyt out of a heavily drugged gorilla.

 

[Tommy Knocks]

If your house cat decided to give you that work.

my sisters cat pee'd in my room once and then tried to man (cat) up on me, arch'd his back and hissed IN MY ROOM, I got the broom and gave it that ping bang pow. From then on, any room I entered that muthafukka would leave the room head down and everything for a month.

 

[Camammal]

effortless. It would take an above average strength man to pull another adult male with one arm a few feet. Most dudes would have to use two arms. This gorilla just did it like it was nothing.

and the gorrilla was just playing around .....

 

[BlackBieber]

a gorilla/silverback wont actually attack a human. I actually researched this. like say right now someone opens your door, slides a sliver back in there and locks the door behind it. if you just sat there, the gorilla would literally just sit there. a chimp will fukk you up no doubt, a gorilla is actually about as soft as a bunny. they just look menancing.

as far as people saying they would KO a gorilla, clearly they're stupid fukks, because they dont know what it takes to KO. you must jolt the brain enough for it to restart, and gorilla not only has a thick fukking skull, it's reenforced monster neck muscles reassures it aint going night night. it just eat them punches and give you a gorilla slap that will fling you across the room like that rac00n gorilla gif.

as for those talking about a squirell, that squirell will get beat down by my size 11s and get put on a plate. its one thing to overrate humans but its another to underrate. a human will destroy a non predatory rodent, and a squirrell is one of them.

ur right my G but u said all of that just to agree with us at the end

 

[MikeBrownsJob]

my sisters cat pee'd in my room once and then tried to man (cat) up on me, arch'd his back and hissed IN MY ROOM, I got the broom and gave it that ping bang pow. From then on, any room I entered that muthafukka would leave the room head down and everything for a month.

Dude I get it. They actually know better because they are domesticated. If it wasn't a domesticated animal it would fukk you up. You'll survive but that's not before you have lacerations to your face, arms and back.