Remember that thread where nikkas was saying they can win a fight against a gorilla

[BlackBieber]

I saw a video of them dudes ing the fukk out of tigers once.



Now, granted those were cubs, and idk what they would've done if moma-tiger came along and caught them doing that shyt but

the way they just swing from branch to branch all day

that arm strength gotta be

 

[BlackBieber]

We used to catch squirrels all the time...They're more quick than fast and if you grab it just right, it can't even fight back....

I grew up in the country though....Racc00ns on the other hand........?

lol could a human beat a racc00n in a fight?

it was that one video of a nikka throwin the shyt out of it tho cuz it attacked his dog

 

[Lakers Offseason]

effortless. It would take an above average strength man to pull another adult male with one arm a few feet. Most dudes would have to use two arms. This gorilla just did it like it was nothing.

Dude got dragged like yesterday's trash

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Coli nikkas know 6 different styles of Martial Arts to go along with their 6 certs, 6 figures and 6 dimes.

The greatest forum on urff

 

[sfgiants]

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Anderson don't want them problems breh

Them Roo's are brolic and train MMA in their mama pouches. Got a meaner Sleeper hold than Roddy Piper and naturally equipped with razor knives on each finger

 

[HoloGraphic]

Anderson don't want them problems breh

These things look almost human smh

 

[NatiboyB]

I think the only animal that might give me competition in an MMA bout would be something prehistoric. Dinosaurs and shyt like that.

 

[Trajan]

Bugging!


You dudes have never seen these animals in real life have you? Most dudes here would duck a 6'4 200lb human let alone a huge gorilla weighing hundreds of Lbs.

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

lol could a human beat a racc00n in a fight?

it was that one video of a nikka throwin the shyt out of it tho cuz it attacked his dog

Maybe......But that racc00n was distracted by the dog and he kind of snuck up on it.....If you had to square up with one, you're probably gonna end up having a bad day.......

They can be extremely mean when they feel threatened..Plus they got them lil lock picking hands that can grab the smallest crumb with claws on the end of them....If your dog runs up on one at night and is not about that life?....

 

[DStyles]

This video looking like a WSHH fight

 

[BlackBieber]

Maybe......But that racc00n was distracted by the dog and he kind of snuck up on it.....If you had to square up with one, you're probably gonna end up having a bad day.......

They can be extremely mean when they feel threatened..Plus they got them lil lock picking hands that can grab the smallest crumb with claws on the end of them....If your dog runs up on one at night and is not about that life?....

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

I HAD A MATCH WITH A GORILLA BUT THAT'S HIGHLY ILLEGAL, SO THE WINNER HAS BEEN KEPT CONFIDENTIAL BY THE UGANDAN GOVERNMENT, BROTHER!

 

[Nintendough]

I HAD A MATCH WITH A GORILLA BUT THAT'S HIGHLY ILLEGAL, SO THE WINNER HAS BEEN KEPT CONFIDENTIAL BY THE UGANDAN GOVERNMENT, BROTHER!

WOULD FIGHTING GORILLA MONSOON COUNT, BROTHER?

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

WOULD FIGHTING GORILLA MONSOON COUNT, BROTHER?

I CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY THAT, DUDE!