On pac
"I grew up in a poor section of Queens, but that doesn't mean I don't understand and appreciate art. So I managed to escape the projects and the weed smoke for a second. I was heading to the studio.
So I pull up in my Honda and get out to grab my bag sitting in the trunk.
While I was digging for my bag, a black Benz pulled up and I can hear the song "I Get Around" screaming from inside of the car. The door swung open and a cloud of smoke followed. It was 2pac and he was carrying a bag as well.
So I'm sort of star struck because me and Hav didn't even have a deal or an album out at this point. Pac is reaching for something under his shirt, I guess he thought I was there to rob him or something. "What you reaching for? I'm a fan," I said. "*****, I've been coming to this dance studio for 2 years, I ain't never seen a ***** in here," Pac said. I had to explain to Pac I was a skilled ballerina. "Nah, *****, I got skills, " I told Pac.
So Pac was laughing at me for a second, his bodyguards frisked me. They checked my bag and saw that I was serious. "Show me what you got nikka," Pac said. So me and Pac square off in the middle of the dance floor and one of the trainers cued the music from the Nutcracker. So I stand up on my toes and leap into the air, Pac's mouth dropped. "Damn, nikka, you really are nice."
When Pac started dancing I knew I had lost. Pac was spinning around the room, I never seen a ***** from the hood move so elegantly.
When we were finished Pac gave me his number and told me to hit him up if he ever wanted to square up again"
On meeting jadakiss
"So me, Big Noyd and E Money Bags are bored looking for something to do. I wanted to call some bi*ches but my phone with all the fine bi*ches numbers in it was dead, so all I had was my beeper. So Noyd is like "Let's hop in the Bulletproof Toyota Prius and head to the waffle spot". I don't really want to go because it's like 1 AM and I don't really got gas money to be wasting gas like that, that's why I got the Prius in the first place. But after a while I'm like "fu*k it", grab the burner and me, Big Noyd and E Money Bags hop into the Bulletproof Prius and head to the waffle spot.
When we get to the waffle spot, theres a bunch of nikkas there lined up waiting for they waffles. I'm P, you know my name ring bells, so I'm not trying to wait in line and sh*t. So I walk to the front of the line and it's some 6'9 Lebron looking nikka standing there grilling me. nikka asks if I don't see the line. At this point E Money Bags pulls out his burner and is begging for me to give the word to shoot the nikka in the lips. But I'm on parole so I can't just have nikkas murdering nikkas so I tell E Money Bags to chill. I walk up to the nikka, I only catch about midway above his belly button, but I'm P so I tell the nikka, "It's over for that dunny" and a swing. Before I even hit the nikka I see him collapse and then hear a loud ass pop. Apparently I had swung so hard I caused a sonic boom that popped the nikka eardrum, so he was out. Big Noyd and E money bags start laughing as I step over the unconscious giant and start ordering waffles for the crew.
As I'm asking for the strawberries I hear a very strange sound. It sounds like the mixture of a hawk screech and a hyena busting a nut. I turn around and see a lil bald black nikka laughing. I don't recognize the nikka but my nikka Big Noyd pokes me and is like, "Oh sh*t, thats the nikka Kiss." I'm like "Gene Simmons is black?" Noyd looks at me like I'm silly, so I'm about to snuff the nikka, but then he says "Nah nikka, Jadakiss." So I'm like "Word?". The nikka Kiss beckons me to come over to his table, and he got a couple bi*ches there. But I'm clumsy and I forget about the nikka i knocked out and i trip over his body, spilling syrup all over me. I get up ready to shoot any nikka who laughs but the nikka Kiss is like "fu*k that nikka, come through to the crib, these bi*ches love syrup and sh*t."
We get to the crib and I'm like "Ayo kiss, where the bathroom?" nikka points to this door that look something like a time portal from Stargate Atlantis or some sh*t and tells me I can take whatever linen shorts I want. I walk up to the sh*t, flip the light switch and walk in. I'm about to take my shirt off when Kiss walks into the bathroom smiling hard as fu*k. I'm about to reach for my burner cause I seen that smile before at Rikers and I ain't having that sh*t. But before I could blast the nikka he says "Watch This". He reaches over the sink, and the sh*t does some eye scan sh*t to the nikka, and i swear on every nikka i ever lost in Queensbridge, THIS nikka WHOLE BATHTUB LIFTED UP AND ROTATED. My nikka Kiss just said "AHA!" and walked out, and two white bi*ches walked in naked, took they pins out and they hair fell down to they calves. Then all three of us took a shower"
"I grew up in a poor section of Queens, but that doesn't mean I don't understand and appreciate art. So I managed to escape the projects and the weed smoke for a second. I was heading to the studio.
So I pull up in my Honda and get out to grab my bag sitting in the trunk.
While I was digging for my bag, a black Benz pulled up and I can hear the song "I Get Around" screaming from inside of the car. The door swung open and a cloud of smoke followed. It was 2pac and he was carrying a bag as well.
So I'm sort of star struck because me and Hav didn't even have a deal or an album out at this point. Pac is reaching for something under his shirt, I guess he thought I was there to rob him or something. "What you reaching for? I'm a fan," I said. "*****, I've been coming to this dance studio for 2 years, I ain't never seen a ***** in here," Pac said. I had to explain to Pac I was a skilled ballerina. "Nah, *****, I got skills, " I told Pac.
So Pac was laughing at me for a second, his bodyguards frisked me. They checked my bag and saw that I was serious. "Show me what you got nikka," Pac said. So me and Pac square off in the middle of the dance floor and one of the trainers cued the music from the Nutcracker. So I stand up on my toes and leap into the air, Pac's mouth dropped. "Damn, nikka, you really are nice."
When Pac started dancing I knew I had lost. Pac was spinning around the room, I never seen a ***** from the hood move so elegantly.
When we were finished Pac gave me his number and told me to hit him up if he ever wanted to square up again"
On meeting jadakiss
"So me, Big Noyd and E Money Bags are bored looking for something to do. I wanted to call some bi*ches but my phone with all the fine bi*ches numbers in it was dead, so all I had was my beeper. So Noyd is like "Let's hop in the Bulletproof Toyota Prius and head to the waffle spot". I don't really want to go because it's like 1 AM and I don't really got gas money to be wasting gas like that, that's why I got the Prius in the first place. But after a while I'm like "fu*k it", grab the burner and me, Big Noyd and E Money Bags hop into the Bulletproof Prius and head to the waffle spot.
When we get to the waffle spot, theres a bunch of nikkas there lined up waiting for they waffles. I'm P, you know my name ring bells, so I'm not trying to wait in line and sh*t. So I walk to the front of the line and it's some 6'9 Lebron looking nikka standing there grilling me. nikka asks if I don't see the line. At this point E Money Bags pulls out his burner and is begging for me to give the word to shoot the nikka in the lips. But I'm on parole so I can't just have nikkas murdering nikkas so I tell E Money Bags to chill. I walk up to the nikka, I only catch about midway above his belly button, but I'm P so I tell the nikka, "It's over for that dunny" and a swing. Before I even hit the nikka I see him collapse and then hear a loud ass pop. Apparently I had swung so hard I caused a sonic boom that popped the nikka eardrum, so he was out. Big Noyd and E money bags start laughing as I step over the unconscious giant and start ordering waffles for the crew.
As I'm asking for the strawberries I hear a very strange sound. It sounds like the mixture of a hawk screech and a hyena busting a nut. I turn around and see a lil bald black nikka laughing. I don't recognize the nikka but my nikka Big Noyd pokes me and is like, "Oh sh*t, thats the nikka Kiss." I'm like "Gene Simmons is black?" Noyd looks at me like I'm silly, so I'm about to snuff the nikka, but then he says "Nah nikka, Jadakiss." So I'm like "Word?". The nikka Kiss beckons me to come over to his table, and he got a couple bi*ches there. But I'm clumsy and I forget about the nikka i knocked out and i trip over his body, spilling syrup all over me. I get up ready to shoot any nikka who laughs but the nikka Kiss is like "fu*k that nikka, come through to the crib, these bi*ches love syrup and sh*t."
We get to the crib and I'm like "Ayo kiss, where the bathroom?" nikka points to this door that look something like a time portal from Stargate Atlantis or some sh*t and tells me I can take whatever linen shorts I want. I walk up to the sh*t, flip the light switch and walk in. I'm about to take my shirt off when Kiss walks into the bathroom smiling hard as fu*k. I'm about to reach for my burner cause I seen that smile before at Rikers and I ain't having that sh*t. But before I could blast the nikka he says "Watch This". He reaches over the sink, and the sh*t does some eye scan sh*t to the nikka, and i swear on every nikka i ever lost in Queensbridge, THIS nikka WHOLE BATHTUB LIFTED UP AND ROTATED. My nikka Kiss just said "AHA!" and walked out, and two white bi*ches walked in naked, took they pins out and they hair fell down to they calves. Then all three of us took a shower"
