Remember When That One Dude Sold All His Possessions To Create The WOAT Game

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"Unfortunately, somewhere along the way, Marc forgot to make his game fun and ended up selling his house, quitting his job, traded his Saab in for a crappy station wagon, and hocking his wife's wedding ring to finance his "invention." Rather than give up in the face of common sense and try to re-establish a life, he's opted to sell his game to cripples and old folk. For the aspiring athlete, there's even a set of Bulletball and Bulletball Extreme branded sportswear and apparel available for order. Because in 100 years, when Marc Griffin is looking down from heaven, he'll be smiling knowing that someone out there is taking this shyt at least half-seriously."
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"Unfortunately, somewhere along the way, Marc forgot to make his game fun and ended up selling his house, quitting his job, traded his Saab in for a crappy station wagon, and hocking his wife's wedding ring to finance his "invention." Rather than give up in the face of common sense and try to re-establish a life, he's opted to sell his game to cripples and old folk. For the aspiring athlete, there's even a set of Bulletball and Bulletball Extreme branded sportswear and apparel available for order. Because in 100 years, when Marc Griffin is looking down from heaven, he'll be smiling knowing that someone out there is taking this shyt at least half-seriously."
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Got me crying right now in the cold.:mjlol:

Son.. Read it three times and i cant stop laughing
 

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remind me a this cat trying to build a video game battle suit an allll kinda other shyt :picard::wow:


all the man did was duck tape some rumble packs to a motocross jacket :mjlol::skip:




he also made some sag jeans :mjlol:



he got a good taste in music tho i give him that :whoo:

:hhh:Ok, ill make an exception today for hating on a brotha. These ideas are basura.
 

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remind me a this cat trying to build a video game battle suit an allll kinda other shyt :picard::wow:


all the man did was duck tape some rumble packs to a motocross jacket :mjlol::skip:




he also made some sag jeans :mjlol:



he got a good taste in music tho i give him that :whoo:


A true coli andreprenuer
 

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nikka literally just built a table with some bumpers and sold all his possessions to fund it

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remind me a this cat trying to build a video game battle suit an allll kinda other shyt :picard::wow:


all the man did was duck tape some rumble packs to a motocross jacket :mjlol::skip:




he also made some sag jeans :mjlol:



he got a good taste in music tho i give him that :whoo:

Hes needs focus because his products work technically but no ones asking for this shyt.
 

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I feel bad, at the point I don't think there's a way out for him. This is all he has :francis:


Female judge-"If you sold everything,what do you have now?"

(dramatic pause)

Him-"I have Bulletball"
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This is funny but lowkey inspirational at the same time.
 
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