Remember when the Coli thought Jabari Parker > Julius Randle?

[Bilz]

You guys love throwing shade at Randle's rim protection.

His arms are too short to provide shade. They should allow him to use a parasol.

 

[KOBE]

His arms are too short to provide shade. They should allow him to use a parasol.

What's Jabari Parker's wingspan?

 

[Rakim Allah]

 

[OC's finest]

8/11/8 with 2 blocks and 2 steals in less than 30 minutes.

Looking like Draynom green out there

 

[OC's finest]

And a certain poster keeps saying he can't play defense...

But dude is one of our most active defenders and he leading us to 2 games over 500




When you balling out tho, you always gonna have haters. LWO back baby. We gonna have more haters than the Kobe era soon

 

[OC's finest]

@Malta how your boy shooting 30% with 6 points and 3 boards at halftime



Tell me bout his long arms and his defense doe

 

[Malta]

@Malta how your boy shooting 30% with 6 points and 3 boards at halftime



Tell me bout his long arms and his defense doe

2-8 vs Anthony Davis before Mr. Glass got hurt, don't @ me when a nikka can't do anything until somebody becomes a quadriplegic

 

[Dwight Howard]

Julius is a more efficient scorer, better playmayker, better rebounder, better defender...better all around player

 

[CantStop]

Randle outplays Jabari once again

Randle with 8/11/8/2/2 and 1 turnover.. that a/t ratio on 4-12 shots while Jabari has 16/4/2/0/0 and 2 turnovers on 5-16 shots his a/t ratio

This dude Jabari literally just chucked shots at the rim hoping they go in, didn't play defense(per usual), didn't grab rebounds(but he can hit his head on the rim according to @Malta) and didn't play make for his teammates.

Must be nice having 1 job(that you can't do well) meanwhile Randle has to do everything out there.

How is this even a debate?

Please tell me how Jabari's statline was better please @Malta and @Gil Scott-Heroin



Live action of @Malta after spending the past hour trying to find some advanced stat to make Jabari's game look better than Julius

Live look @Gil Scott-Heroin when Randle plays well, D'Angelo plays well and Mudiay and Jabari play like shyt

 

[theoretic]

@Malta how can you even breathe with Julius' foot on your neck like this?

 

[Dwight Howard]

Same cant be said for parker..

 

[CantStop]

Same cant be said for parker..

If we're a playoff team by all star break, he deserves to be an all star.

 

[OC's finest]

If we're a playoff team by all star break, he deserves to be an all star.

It's even crazier considering he's regularly playing under 30 mpg. It's hard to get in a rhythm like that, but he's excelling. Imagine if he got full starter minutes

 

[KOBE]

2-8 vs Anthony Davis before Mr. Glass got hurt, don't @ me when a nikka can't do anything until somebody becomes a quadriplegic

Can't do anything? Nah you better sit the fukk down. When Randle isn't scoring he's rebounding, playmaking, playing excellent pick and roll defense, and just all around making an impact. He's out there performing even when his shot isn't falling like any great player.

What does Jabari do when his shot ain't falling?

 

[CantStop]

Damn, these 2 ain't even putting up a fight

@Gil Scott-Heroin doing his best steph curry in the finals impression