Remember when they played jams at the club?

[The Nigerian]

Remember when they used to play jams at the club? Before all this stupid robot music they play now they used to play songs that had strangers grinding their genitals against other strangers. It was easy to just be standing on a dance floor and some jam will start playing and some hot chicks ass is in your crotch.

Now all the music is super unsexy. It's super "dance by yourself" type sh!t. It's damn near rhythym less. Or at least it isn't seductively rhythmic.

I remember when even the prudest nerd chicks would back that azz up. I remember feeling up chicks WAY outta my league to "I'm in love with a stripper." I remember tracks that were literally about girls asses and how good they feel grinding against your junk.

Now it's this unsexy robot crap. Ugh.

I really wish they'd make ultra sexy music for the club again. I want it go back to when clubbing meant dry humping random chicks and taking one of them back to your crib.

 

[flusterose]

what? i grind to the music they play today.

 

[Constellations]

shyt is the same today bruh. maybe you're at the wrong clubs.

 

[The Nigerian]

shyt is the same today bruh. maybe you're at the wrong clubs.

Naw, the music is much less sexual than it used to be.

 

[Blessings]

dancehall/r&b/top40....still has music to grind/dry hump/dagga to

you just have no rhythm

 

[The Nigerian]

dancehall/r&b/top40....still has music to grind/dry hump/dagga to

you just have no rhythm

They don't play those songs as much as they play fist pumping robo music now. You have to go to very particular venues.

Nothing is going to match the nastiness of those whisper tracks. You could straight up fingerbang chicks you just ran into to those songs.

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

 

[Non Sequitur]

We're pining for the days of "In Love With a Stripper" now?

 

[The Nigerian]

We're pining for the days of "In Love With a Stripper" now?

 

[thoushallhustle]

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

I thought you were an EDM fan

And the time before last I was at the club they played "Return Of The Mack" and some other classics

Maybe you just go to shytty clubs

 

[The Nigerian]

I thought you were an EDM fan

And the time before last I was at the club they played "Return Of The Mack" and some other classics

Maybe you just go to shytty clubs

EDM is cool... but it's not nearly as sexy as jams. There's a track here and there that are hot but a lot of it is loud drug noise to me. Maybe it's just my age showing, but back in the day it seems like there was a way heavier emphasis on actually getting on strangers with the music and the dancing. These days it just feels like theres this bubble around everyone. There's a strong "no touching" vibe. Not even that, but people are just dancing willy-nilly. No swag or rhythm at all.

Remember when "Get Low" was new? Remember when the songs literally told chicks to pop lock and drop it? Girls would go crazy to those tracks.

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

EDM is cool... but it's not nearly as sexy as jams. There's a track here and there that are hot but a lot of it is loud drug noise to me. Maybe it's just my age showing, but back in the day it seems like there was a way heavier emphasis on actually getting on strangers with the music and the dancing. These days it just feels like theres this bubble around everyone. There's a strong "no touching" vibe. Not even that, but people are just dancing willy-nilly. No swag or rhythm at all.

Remember when "Get Low" was new? Remember when the songs literally told chicks to pop lock and drop it? Girls would go crazy to those tracks.

I was just at out at a club for the first time in months Friday, everyone was dancing to the beat and getting close and all that typical club shyt

It sounds like you are at a white club or bar w/a dance floor

 

[Non Sequitur]

you are at a white club

you are at a white club

you are at a white club

you are at a white club

you are at a white club

you are at a white club

 

[HookersandIceCream]

Why dont you learn how to dance you cornballl