Remember when you were a kid and just started beating off?

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I didn’t know how to jack off, so I used to hump pillows. The first time I nutted, I thought I had AIDS, too.
:snoop:

I knew about sperm, but I didn’t know a white liquid comes out of your dikk. I was scared af the first time. I only had access to soft core Skinemax shyt, so I had never seen cum before.
:dame:

Also, didn’t anyone else feel naseous during those early nuts? I had intense momentary stomach aches during those first few. It was weird feeling the best and worst sensations simultaneously.
 

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I'm old enough to remember the real struggle of wanting to rub one out

Xxx rated magazines :francis:

Late night showtime and HBO fliks where they covering the puss :francis:

Channel 98 and 99 on the ol cable boxes where you had to wait for the scene to change and the pic go clear for a couple seconds :francis:

Sitting through a horrible plot til they finally get to a scene intense enough for you to bust with no ability to just get to a scene on vhs

Or sitting there hitting the fast forward on the vhs remote going past the part you wanted to land on and having to rewind while being quiet as hell 2 in the morning.

When porn went to DVD :banderas:
 

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Damn I was 12 my uncle had the big booty club dvd it was to basketball booty Lisa :russ: never seen a azz so fat in my life :wow: my Dicc was on super hard
 

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back then porn hadn't corrupted my mind. my imagination was enough. multiple nuts a day :wow: I was a straight addict :francis:


then I saw Emmanuelle and was like :gladbron: then my dad got that Cinemax and saw handyman and :mindblown:

went straight downhill from there a nikka was only 12:francis::mjcry::wow:
 

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Whenever we got those Sears catalogues in the mail with the lingerie section.
:mjcry:

Or the year we somehow got a Victoria Secret sales magazine. No idea who ordered it but I snatched that shyt from the mailbox and had it under my bed frame for a year. Under the frame, yes. Because if I just put it on the ground under the bed I'm sure my mom would have found it while cleaning.
:lolbron:

Going to grandma's house and seeing the Jet magazine beauty of the month pages.
:mjcry:

Discovering porn on 56k AOL internet, not knowing how to hide my viewing history...and finding all types of fake Halle Berry, Carmen Electrka, and Spice Girls porn.
:mjlol:
 

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Them late night HBO, Cinemax, & Showtime movies with the horrible acting that always centered around a bikini carwash was clutch when I was 14. Soon as I busted it was like shooting up heroin because I'd be laid out right after. And my sister used to wonder why her pink lotion always ended up in the living room.
:russ::russ:
 

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I was not too happy about that shyt. I was like damn I can get a girl pregnant, im not ready for this:mjcry: I was 13. Wasn't nowhere ready to be a man:mjlol:
 

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Where does the AIDS come from? :mjlol::mjlol:
 
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