Renting out apt space to gym rats.

[Hawaiian Punch]

as if someone could make this shyt up...
the other ones are mad cool, usually don't even use the bathroom or tv.
just work out for an hour or so, say bye and that's it.

How much exactly are you charging for this? And how exactly did you even go about starting?

 

[beenz]

i got a 2 bedroom that i share with my wifey.
we have a stationary bike, bench and free weights in a corner of the living room
and i have some free floor space in the 2nd bdrm i use as my office.
6 local people have taken me up on it and each show up a couple of times a week.
they don't gotta call or nothing, i'm usually home. all around it's been working out well.
but there is always the line stepper. this one dude asked if he could use the bathroom.
i'm like sure, go for it. you don't even have to ask. so of course he takes a shyt and leaves streaks.
whatever...a week later he asks to use the tv, i had told him and everyone that the tv was there for them.
so he is on the stationary bike watching fox news...after an hour he leaves.
next week he comes back, i let him in and he goes right to the bathroom...takes a shyt.
sits on the couch and turns on fox news. sits there for 3 hours, does 15 minutes of benching and then
goes back to the bathroom. this time i hear my shower turn on and this fukker did not bring a towel.

i'm heated.

how much do they pay???

and this is the EXACT reason I won't entertain the thought of having a roommate or renting a room in my house when I live by myself. I'm not trying to smell someone else's shyt or deal with another person's mess at this point in my life.

 

[bnew]

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

How much exactly are you charging for this? And how exactly did you even go about starting?

baseline is $50 a week, up to five visits.
no time limits, i figure most people work out an hour or so.
most people come twice a week, some don't come at all for weeks.
then you got this ass hole who just wants to shyt and watch tv sometimes.

word of mouth was how it started.
our local gym was gonna close down last year due to covid so i got a little gym going at home.
told some other gym heads about it and bam.

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

Tell them to beat it
Your home is for u and wifey.

 

[Serious]

yo man, fukk you for making me laugh this hard

 

[P90]

baseline is $50 a week, up to five visits.
no time limits, i figure most people work out an hour or so.
most people come twice a week, some don't come at all for weeks.
then you got this ass hole who just wants to shyt and watch tv sometimes.

word of mouth was how it started.
our local gym was gonna close down last year due to covid so i got a little gym going at home.
told some other gym heads about it and bam.

Should do an “Executive Membership” like at Equinox, includes shower, permanent locker, and laundry service.

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

Get athlete's foot on yo' ass from your toilet seat, brehs.

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

wait until they get injured. they will sue you and you will lose everything

 

[GreenGhxst]

7.5/10 story

not bad, climax could've been better but you ended strong

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

wait until they get injured. they will sue you and you will lose everything

i have nothing to sue for.

broke as fukk

you wanna sue me?

 

[Greenhornet]

lock your bathroom and tell him its broken

 

[boriquaking]

Get athlete's foot from your toilet seat, brehs.

Itchy tip of the dikk

 

[Admiral Kali]

baseline is $50 a week, up to five visits.
no time limits, i figure most people work out an hour or so.
most people come twice a week, some don't come at all for weeks.
then you got this ass hole who just wants to shyt and watch tv sometimes.

word of mouth was how it started.
our local gym was gonna close down last year due to covid so i got a little gym going at home.
told some other gym heads about it and bam.

 

[☃ ೋ]

as if someone could make this shyt up...