+Rep if you can answer a few of these questions correctly, genius..
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yessir. where my rep tho
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so kind, will hit you too
Humans did not evolve from apes. We share a distant common ancestor.
Yes, Twinkle Twinkle and the ABCs have the same melody. Yes, I did try to sing them.
Why do you bake cookies, but cook bacon?
Yes, Twinkle Twinkle and the ABCs have the same melody. Yes, I did try to sing them.
Why do you bake cookies, but cook bacon?
It jumped from a penny for your thoughts to giving your two cents because of inflation
If you fukk a prostitute against her will its rape because shoplifting only applies to things legally for sale
Banks charge the insufficient funds fee because they are greedy dikks (I'm looking at you, Bank of America)
If you fukk a prostitute against her will its rape because shoplifting only applies to things legally for sale
Banks charge the insufficient funds fee because they are greedy dikks (I'm looking at you, Bank of America)
KyokushinKarateMan
Train hard, fight easy
KyokushinKarateMan
Train hard, fight easy
Boogie
Been a joint call me Mr. Backwood
@KyokushinKarateka so based 
Because baked bacon and cooked cookies don't taste as well
Edit: it also sounds weird saying it lol bake bacon cook cookies lol
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SupaHotIce
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If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Why, Why, Why
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
If people evolved from apes,
why are there still apes?
Is there ever a day that mattresses
are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
