Research Reveals: White People Can't Dance

[Slang]

Most attractive dance moves revealed
08 September 2010
New research published today in Royal Society journal Biology Letters reveals one of the most coveted secrets for generations of hipsters – exactly which dance moves are most attractive to women.
A team of psychologists led by Dr Nick Neave at Northumbria University’s School of Life Sciences used advanced 3-D motion capture technology to analyse the movements of nineteen male dancers, creating computer generated ‘avatars’ so that all the dancers had identical features. They then asked a group of women to rate the attractiveness of each of the dancers based on their movements.

The team subsequently used sophisticated mathematical techniques to analyse exactly what the key features of the most attractive dancers’ movements were. These turned out to be based on the speed and movement of the right knee, along with the size and variation in neck and back movements. If this sounds difficult to put into practice, have a look at the videos below which show idealised examples of attractive and unattractive dancing, as rated by the female participants in the experiment.

Dr Neave said: “This is the first study to show objectively what differentiates a good dancer from a bad one. Men all over the world will be interested to know what moves they can throw to attract women. We now know which area of the body females are looking at when they are making a judgement about male dance attractiveness. If a man knows what the key moves are, he can get some training and improve his chances of attracting a female through his dance style.”

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[Majestic Pape]

LOL @ these avatars. I can't take the research seriously solely based on that.

But I didn't think we needed research to know white people can't dance. And this goes TRIPLE for white women who THINK they can dance because there's some simping, c00ning ass Black dudes who told them they could in order to fukk.

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

They needed actual research to prove this?

 

[Theraflu]

They needed actual research to prove this?

 

[Chris.B]

They needed actual research to prove this?

 

[Brown Ant]

Good dancers are subjective.

 

[YouLoveMe]

I think they can dance it's just that they didn't grow up on hip-hop music where most black people get their rhythm from.

 

[Ronnie Lott]

 

[YouLoveMe]

Off Beat White Man AT Church - YouTube





Ira Davey and J Curl #4 Back In Time by Pitbull (Crazy White People Dancing Badly) - YouTube

You leave them white folks alone

 

[Mr. Pink]

Oh yeah? So what? Dancing is for losers anyway!































































Right?

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

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[Ronnie Lott]

You leave them white folks alone

 

[Slang]

Little boy dancing... too funny and really good dancer - YouTube​

yoooooooooooo

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

You must not know this man and his swag

Who do you think MJ was influenced by ??

 

[Boy C]

Where them pawg twerk videos at