Restaurants be trollin sendin the baddest waitress they got to your table when your girl with you

[Darts]

*drink is low*

Waitress: Mind if I top u off?

Me:

Wife:

When the waiter is a tall, dark muscular dude, I show insecurities to my wife, but eventually, I come to my senses and tell her,

Me: "oh, u like that don't you? A 6'4" 240 lb waiter What a fukking waste of a physique I guarantee if I was 6'4", my job wouldn't consist of telling ppl what the soup of the day is

Her: "leave him alone! it's an honest job! And he's a nice waiter"

Me: "you wanna fukk him? Go ahead. I knew u settled when u married me. Chocolate men are your weakness."

Her: "you're gonna do this right now? You are always sabotaging our outings!"

Me: "There u go with that white shyt again"

 

[Ego Noir]

I have to spin this thread.

Took my gf(now ex) out to eat at Grand Lux, her first time. Got there, she was having trouble deciding on what to eat, waiter came around, my nikka got one on knee and was explaining some of the items on the menu to her. I'm looking like

nikka was all extra with his service and shyt, making sure our drinks were filled, brought the whole fukking desert tray to our table. Came time to pay and it was her turn to pay, we get to her house, and she was like you know he slipped me his number on the check right, I didn't want to tell you at the restaurant because I knew you would make a scene. And she was fukking right.


Anyway later found out this gf of mine was a whore, waiter probably ended up digging in them guts
I never really asked her what she did with that number.

You ruined the thread. This is sad bro

First he assumed you a bytch nikka for even having the balls to do that. Next, he most likely sloshed that bytch right after a shift, still smelling like onion rings laughing at the memory of your face.

 

[Numpsay]

You ruined the thread. This is sad bro

First he assumed you a bytch nikka for even having the balls to do that. Next, he most likely sloshed that bytch right after a shift, still smelling like onion rings laughing at the memory of your face.

He probably did, bytch was a freak, I miss that shyt sometimes, but her being a whore came with that, once I found that out had to let her go, and go get tested.


Came out clean

 

[EQ.]

it's especially worse when you go to places where its not clear you should tip. Sonic employees give you the

look when they bring your order, hoping you tip them. But i roll up my window and

" i paid with my card bytch"

 

[Still Benefited]

I have to spin this thread.

Took my gf(now ex) out to eat at Grand Lux, her first time. Got there, she was having trouble deciding on what to eat, waiter came around, my nikka got one on knee and was explaining some of the items on the menu to her. I'm looking like

nikka was all extra with his service and shyt, making sure our drinks were filled, brought the whole fukking desert tray to our table. Came time to pay and it was her turn to pay, we get to her house, and she was like you know he slipped me his number on the check right, I didn't want to tell you at the restaurant because I knew you would make a scene. And she was fukking right.


Anyway later found out this gf of mine was a whore, waiter probably ended up digging in them guts
I never really asked her what she did with that number.

my man got down on one knee with the ....awww man....was u glad she told you or more like at that point....I get annoyed sometimes when a female tells me she got hit on,if u didn't tell me at the restaurant don't tell me now,just throw that shyt away unless she got a plan for it.

 

[Numpsay]

my man got down on one knee with the ....awww man....was u glad she told you or more like at that point....I get annoyed sometimes when a female tells me she got hit on,if u didn't tell me at the restaurant don't tell me now,just throw that shyt away unless she got a plan for it.

I was more like at that point. I would have like to known at the restaurant so I could have handled the situation then. It was time to smash though so I didn't give it much thought at that point.

Guess I probably should have knowing what I know now

 

[smoove157]

this tipping thread gets made constantly, but whatever.

if you can't afford to tip at least 15%, DONT GO OUT TO EAT. its mad simple.

mad people gonna say, "i can afford it, its the principle" fukk all that, tipping is part of eating out.

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

@ this being stickied.

though @ the thread.

 

[JasonSJackson]

Reminds me if this Tiffany chick who used to work at Cold Stone Creamery,,,

Middle eastern chick...bad...just ridiculously bad...like...you couldn't even look at this chick without crying

The thighs...oh lawd the thighs...bytch had thighs like a purebred stallion that had just finished doing a 1000 squats...oh lawd jesus the thighs

And how would I see her thighs with her being behind a counter you ask...bytch was always on the other side of the counter...you come in and she rearranging napkins or some shyt and she hit you with the when you walk in...

Man she have you so fukked up in the head...she ask you what you want all you could say was some simple shyt like "vanilla" or "strawberry"...I'd walk out that bytch with a vanilla waffle cone and be like "I could have gotten chunky monkey double scooped scandinavian forest cake with cinnamon swirls and sprinkles...AND I"M WALKING OUT OF HERE WITH VANILLA...I DROVE 8 MILES TO THIS PLACE I COULD HAVE GOTTEN VANILLA AT THE GAS STATION...I PAID 7 DOLLARS FOR JUST VANILLA ICE CREAM IN A WAFFLE CONE


Even funnier it was a big black nikka that worked there to...nikka had all these fat rolls starting from his neck all the way down to his ankles...dude was shaped like a stack of poorly made pancakes...you would come in on some shyt and he would already be looking at you through the window like

He knew what the deal was...he'd say shyt like..."you probably thought this was Thursday right?"

shyt I been in there before and seen dudes walk in...not see Tiffany be like ...and walk the fukk out...

lmao

 

[L@CaT]

Just double the tax for your tip

 

[JasonSJackson]

The tip is 5 dollars. Don't matter if the bill is 20 bucks or 100 bucks. Standard. Fukk that guesswork.

yoooo

this thread is funny as ish

 

[Recca Gatsby]

That shyt about the Tiffany chick got me rolling.

 

[USSInsiders]

this tipping thread gets made constantly, but whatever.

if you can't afford to tip at least 15%, DONT GO OUT TO EAT. its mad simple.

mad people gonna say, "i can afford it, its the principle" fukk all that, tipping is part of eating out.

I tip and shyt but at letting some fakkits dictate whether you get food or not.

I remember once I went to Chilis and I only had $20 in cash on me without my wallet and I bought a steak that was exactly 18-20 dollars or something like that when the bill game so she got absolutely nothing from me on the tip

I just threw down the 20 and the waitress actually made a scene when I paid the bill.

You lucky I had enough to pay the shyt by itself

 

[ISO]

did your girl see the booty across the back?

I don't think so she didn't say nothing, she not really the jealous type she allows me to look at other females as long as I'm not flirting

 

[iamstr8fire]

it's especially worse when you go to places where its not clear you should tip. Sonic employees give you the

look when they bring your order, hoping you tip them. But i roll up my window and

" i paid with my card bytch"