Returnal (PS5/PC) (April 30th, Housemarque) - OT

[Remy LeBreh]

no shyt...for $70 the lead game actress should give me a handjob too

Broke boy talk

 

[old pig]

Broke boy talk

lazy boy response

...and $70 for a handjob is a lot

 

[-DMP-]

L

???

 

[Carl Tethers]

lazy boy response

...and $70 for a handjob is a lot

$70 for a handjob AND a game though

 

[YOGEBEAR09]

lazy boy response

...and $70 for a handjob is a lot

Stop being scared to play games at night, got dammit surf

 

[old pig]

Stop being scared to play games at night, got dammit surf

why are y’all recycling the same jokes we already laughed about in THAT thread just cuz I said THIS game probably won’t be 10+ hours?

 

[YOGEBEAR09]

why are y’all recycling the same jokes we already laughed about in THAT thread just cuz I said THIS game probably won’t be 10+ hours?

Got dammit surf this aint got nothing to do with this thread. I'm just talking shyt. Got dammit surf

 

[thaKEAF]

Streets is dry im gonna try it out.

 

[old pig]

Got dammit surf this aint got nothing to do with this thread. I'm just talking shyt. Got dammit surf

my fault then...carry on

 

[YOGEBEAR09]

my fault then...carry on

It time for you to go to bed my breh.
Got dammit surf

 

[old pig]

It time for you to go to bed my breh.

I’m literally about to try in a few

sleeping pattern been fukked up for the last 28 years tho

 

[YOGEBEAR09]

I’m literally about to try in a few

sleeping pattern been fukked up for the last 28 years tho

28 years. That's longer than I been alive. Got dammit surf

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

These load times tho

 

[Grand Conde]

Judging by reviewers on twitter this isn't a short game. 20 hours in and not finished.

 

[old pig]

wasn’t this thread made before the other 2?