Reveal some company secrets, Now that you don’t work there anymore

[Astroslik]

I was personally responsible for a lot of the fukkery that occurred at Countrywide Home Loans back from 2005 - 2008.

As in, I was the guy, at the computer, typing the things, making the bad loans get through our own checks and balances, because we were greedy fukks.

Be a contributor to an economic recession brehs

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Be a contributor to an economic recession brehs

 

[levitate]

pizza hut uses fake pizza but you didn't hear it from me

 

[Rell]

Be surprised at how gravy is made, brehs.

 

[humminbird]

I was personally responsible for a lot of the fukkery that occurred at Countrywide Home Loans back from 2005 - 2008.

As in, I was the guy, at the computer, typing the things, making the bad loans get through our own checks and balances, because we were greedy fukks.

this is what I wanted to hear
not fast food shyt

 

[8WON6]

The KFC one isn't really a secret.

The best buy one is the most infuriating because i remember trying to return an MP3 there back in the day that wasn't even a week old and it stopped working and the idiot behind the counter wouldn't give me a refund and I almost started yelling. fukk boy was really holding firm over some $50 bullshyt, that wasn't even his money. Went through corporate but got the refund anyway.

 

[BaldingSoHard]

this is what I wanted to hear
not fast food shyt

It was both a terrible and exciting time to be there.

One day I was tricking our underwriting AI to allow completely clusterfukked loans through (I'm sure Fannie Mae loved that)...
The next day, I was cutting off access to the loan officers and underwriters while they got shipped into a conference room and laid off because once the jig was up, someone had to pay for it.

Wild times. Glad I was on the IT side of things.

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Getting mad at *insert carrier company* because they tossed your package at the door instead of laying it down gently
And don’t let it say “Fragile” but packed in the most gabage way
Telling you right now your packages are getting tossed at high velocities in the morning
On some prime Warren Moon/Joe Montana fukkery
And 9/10 your item was already broken by the time it was loaded on the truck and unloaded at the respective carrier
Also the reason most carrier companies drop off packages now without knocking (outside of COVID still being a thing)is because they are being timed every second
If they stay too long in a certain spot/neighborhood
They could get disciplined for it

 

[8WON6]

Getting mad at *insert carrier company* because they tossed your package at the door instead of laying it down gently
And don’t let it say “Fragile” but packed in the most gabage way
Telling you right now your packages are getting tossed at high velocities in the morning
On some prime Warren Moon/Joe Montana fukkery
And 9/10 your item was already broken by the time it was loaded on the truck and unloaded at the respective carrier
Also the reason most carrier companies drop off packages now without knocking (outside of COVID still being a thing)is because they are being timed every second
If they stay too long in a certain spot/neighborhood
They could get disciplined for it

this is all facts.

 

[Adeptus Astartes]

When I worked at McDonalds and realized mcnuggets were made from a punch and had 6 distinct shapes.

"Fragile" doesn't mean shyt to USPS employees. Your package gets thrown by clerks into giant hampers for the carriers. Pack your shyt better.

 

[tuckgod]

I can vouch for the Wendy’s chili. It’s old cooked hamburger patties that they keep in a drawer all day and then chop up to put in the chili.

Facts

 

[Monsanto]

Wash your fruits and vegetables with soap. That's all I'm going to say on that matter.

 

[tuckgod]

I was personally responsible for a lot of the fukkery that occurred at Countrywide Home Loans back from 2005 - 2008.

As in, I was the guy, at the computer, typing the things, making the bad loans get through our own checks and balances, because we were greedy fukks.

Thank God I never got that house built in NC.

This was in 2007 and that’s who the loan was with.

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

NEVER order a sub from Dominos.

When I was a teen I worked at this bakery called Turano they're the main bread supplier for Dominos
the bread would fall off the conveyor belt hitting the sweaty employees and dropping on the dirty floor.
Instead of throwing the fallen bread in the trash they would throw it back on the conveyor belt like nothing happened

That's a lot of places

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Thank God I never got that house built in NC.

This was in 2007 and that’s who the loan was with.

You really did dodge some shyt.

At the time, we were selling the shyt out of some bullshyt Pay-Option ARM.

It was basically a negative-amortization product if you weren't financially savvy.

I think at one point, something like 50% of our FSL (Full Spectrum Lending aka Subprime) loans were that Pay-Option ARM.

I won't lie tho... those fukked up loans paid a LOT of bills for me over the years.