Rewatching Troy....this dummy Paris burned his city to the ground over a girl he spent one week with

Why is it always over a woman

You mean to tell me this dude couldn’t find a blonde Pawg back in Troy. They couldn’t have been in Sparta that long. Maybe a few days, a week or two at best. And he was ready to risk all out war over a broad he barely knew How you go to a nikka house. Eat his food. Drink his wine and fukk his wife behind his back. Then take the broad back with you like he not gonna find out. Homie violated.

 

Agreed paris was a straight up bytch and Helen of Troy wasn't even as fine as she was supposed to be, most beautiful woman in the world my ass.

 

Hector speaking facts. Paris should never lived this down in this life or the next. All that death and suffering because you got your dikk wet

 

Get your brother killed over p*ssy brehs

 

Have Achilles dog-walk your brother and drag his carcass with his chariot brehs

 

I hated everything about this movie except for brad pitt’s acting/achille character

I hate everything orlando bloom has been in/done to this day as a result of this movie

I’m not using “hate” loosely

 

Me too. Even Brian Cox and Eric Bana who are usually decent were awful in this. Brad Pitt was gold as usual.
As far as Orlando Bloom, I agree he's trash. All of his scenes in TLOTR and Pirates are skippable. Corny clown.

 

Biggest idiot in the ancient world

 

You remember a part in the movie I laughed so damn hard
"We can runaway! I can hunt rabbits!"

 

shyt he couldn't fight for him self. Look at that pathetic worm crawling. Helen watched him get abused like a love sick puppy

 

dat antiquity WAP

 

I love anything related to Greek, Roman and Egyptian antiquity. Its one of my favorite movies. It’s just different watching it with a grown man’s perspective vs. as a kid.
Paris was selfish as fukk

 

ya very disappointing performance