Rewatching Troy....this dummy Paris burned his city to the ground over a girl he spent one week with

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Why is it always over a woman :why:

You mean to tell me this dude couldn’t find a blonde Pawg back in Troy. They couldn’t have been in Sparta that long. Maybe a few days, a week or two at best. And he was ready to risk all out war over a broad he barely knew :why: How you go to a nikka house. Eat his food. Drink his wine and fukk his wife behind his back. Then take the broad back with you like he not gonna find out. Homie violated.

 

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I hated everything about this movie except for brad pitt’s acting/achille character

I hate everything orlando bloom has been in/done to this day as a result of this movie

I’m not using “hate” loosely
Me too. Even Brian Cox and Eric Bana who are usually decent were awful in this. Brad Pitt was gold as usual.
As far as Orlando Bloom, I agree he's trash. All of his scenes in TLOTR and Pirates are skippable. Corny clown.
 

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I hated everything about this movie except for brad pitt’s acting/achille character

I hate everything orlando bloom has been in/done to this day as a result of this movie

I’m not using “hate” loosely
You remember a part in the movie I laughed so damn hard
"We can runaway! I can hunt rabbits!"
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I hated everything about this movie except for brad pitt’s acting/achille character

I hate everything orlando bloom has been in/done to this day as a result of this movie

I’m not using “hate” loosely

I love anything related to Greek, Roman and Egyptian history. Its one of my favorite movies. It’s just different watching it with a grown man’s perspective vs. as a kid.
Paris was selfish as fukk :scust:
 
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Me too. Even Brian Cox and Eric Bana who are usually decent were awful in this. Brad Pitt was gold as usual.
As far as Orlando Bloom, I agree he's trash. All of his scenes in TLOTR and Pirates are skippable. Corny clown.

ya very disappointing performance
 
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