Rewatching Troy....this dummy Paris burned his city to the ground over a girl he spent one week with

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  1. Ozymandeas

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    Why is it always over a woman :why:

    You mean to tell me this dude couldn’t find a blonde Pawg back in Troy. They couldn’t have been in Sparta that long. Maybe a few days, a week or two at best. And he was ready to risk all out war over a broad he barely knew :why: How you go to a nikka house. Eat his food. Drink his wine and fukk his wife behind his back. Then take the broad back with you like he not gonna find out. Homie violated.

     
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    Agreed paris was a straight up bytch and Helen of Troy wasn't even as fine as she was supposed to be, most beautiful woman in the world my ass.
     
  3. the old mongoose

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    Hector speaking facts. Paris should never lived this down in this life or the next. All that death and suffering because you got your dikk wet :mjtf:
     
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    Get your brother killed over p*ssy brehs
     
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    Have Achilles dog-walk your brother and drag his carcass with his chariot brehs
     
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    :damn:
     
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    I hated everything about this movie except for brad pitt’s acting/achille character

    I hate everything orlando bloom has been in/done to this day as a result of this movie

    I’m not using “hate” loosely
     
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    Me too. Even Brian Cox and Eric Bana who are usually decent were awful in this. Brad Pitt was gold as usual.
    As far as Orlando Bloom, I agree he's trash. All of his scenes in TLOTR and Pirates are skippable. Corny clown.
     
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    Biggest idiot in the ancient world
     
  10. the old mongoose

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    You remember a part in the movie I laughed so damn hard
    "We can runaway! I can hunt rabbits!"
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    shyt he couldn't fight for him self. Look at that pathetic worm crawling. Helen watched him get abused like a love sick puppy :mjlol:
    [​IMG]
     
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    :noah:dat antiquity WAP
     
  13. Ozymandeas

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    I love anything related to Greek, Roman and Egyptian antiquity. Its one of my favorite movies. It’s just different watching it with a grown man’s perspective vs. as a kid.
    Paris was selfish as fukk :scust:
     
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    :mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:
     
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    ya very disappointing performance
     
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