RFK Jr. About to Severely Weaken Health Department

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Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social)

RFK Jr.: The teen cum is insufficient. I need more teen cum. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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bencollins.bsky.social
RFK Jr.: The teen cum is insufficient. I need more teen cum.

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RFK Jr: An American teenager today has less testosterone than a 68 year old man. Sperm counts are down 50 percent.

WATTERS: Wait -- an American teenager has less testosterone than a 68 year old man?

RFK JR: That's right
https://video.bsky.app/watch/did:pl...ybam4vtb54howma2yjf37cqgvidt73i/playlist.m3u8

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locksmithprime.bsky.social
We travel, people from other countries make fun of us, and the only thing we can do is say "yeah, I know..."

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msmaura.bsky.social
He gets sicker by the minute.

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wroteit.bsky.social


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nosln.bsky.social
WTF are we actually going all this now where men will rape women to inseminate them we will force them to have babies?

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thebilldelgrosso.bsky.social
It’s an idiot being interviewed by an imbecile…. Or is it the other way around?

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locksmithprime.bsky.social
Either works fine.

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lizard217.bsky.social
I work in Pediatrics. I can tell you not ONCE has one of my providers ordered a sperm count test on a teenager. WHO IS TESTING THIS? Jesus....

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johnsmallberries.bsky.social
Republicans sure Iike thinking about young men and sperm. Denny Hastert in the house

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fromoverthepond.bsky.social
Why is JFK jr soooo brown?

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diamantinamua.bsky.social
Because he is cooking his head every day for 4 hours on a chicken rotisserie device.
I don’t understand these white supremacists who are going out of their way to look as orange as possible.
Maybe rename the movement? Orangesy?
It is also offensive to the eyes.

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williamchatnoir.bsky.social
Asked where he got this stat from, RFK Jr replies: “I just know it…I can feel it”

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jim-robison.bsky.social
I'm tempted to ask where he feels it, but I don't really want to know.

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71-to-100.bsky.social
It’s sad if he believes everything he says.

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laugh-about-it.bsky.social
Wouldn’t that mean that we would have less fighting, wars, mass shooting, rape -- less of the sort of thing that’s exaggerated by testosterone?

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johnsmallberries.bsky.social
Less Marjorie Taylor Greene

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dontbcomplicit.bsky.social
What a fukking idiot.

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tordallas.bsky.social
FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK make it stop.

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ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social
OK RFK Jr., I don't mean to pull rank, but we need to see your masturbation papers.

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himself132.bsky.social
The average 71-year-old Secretary of Health and Human Services talks 84% more bollocks than an 18-year-old conspiracy theorist who lives in his mum's basement. Fact.

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goodinplenty.bsky.social
It’s cause that secretary has time on his hands and nothing in them, directly counter to the “facts” he asserted. Once against Kennedy has embarrassingly failed to rise to the occasion.

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corillb.bsky.social
How is this idiot not institutionalized?

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peacetown.bsky.social
Make teen cum great again

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occulturecritic.bsky.social


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maryt51.bsky.social
I would like him to cite studies

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bob-a-lob.bsky.social
Does citing the voices in his head count?

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sharonfox.dev
The worm in his head told him so years ago.

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savedemocracy123.bsky.social
THESE DELUDED, FACT-FREE MAGA CULT FOX FASCISTS are so totally FOS; so full of baseless anti-science conspiracies, that it's constantly seeping out their corrupt fascist little brains; polluting OUR information sphere. That's all MAGA has - TOTAL BULLshyt. It's STRATEGIC- "FILL THE ZONE WITH shyt".

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carrotsoup.bsky.social
People believe this sh..

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gregfrey71.bsky.social
Scientifically speaking, this sounds an awful lot like complete bullshyt

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queenbee75.bsky.social
I'm a family practice nurse. Providers aren't ordering sperm counts on 16 year olds.

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jinkelheimers.bsky.social
Nor testosterone levels, I would bet.

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ardond.bsky.social
1st claim is false. 2nd is true, apparently (50% reduction)

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pachydad.bsky.social
Curious, where is that listed? I want to check something

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This doesn't match what he said a few days ago!

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Commented on Wed Apr 23 17:44:39 2025 UTC

Track them for what, exactly? Migration patterns like they were monarch fukking butterflies?

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https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/27/health/covid-vaccine-pregnant-women-children-recommendation

RFK Jr. says Covid-19 shot will no longer be recommended for healthy children and pregnant women​

By

Brenda Goodman

Updated 34 min ago

NIH Director Dr. Jay Bhattacharya, HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and FDA Commissioner Dr. Marty Makary announced Tuesday that Covid-19 vaccines would no longer be recommended for healthy children and pregnant women.

Nathan Posner/Anadolu/Getty Images

US Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced Tuesday said the Covid-19 vaccine will no longer be among the recommended vaccines for pregnant women and healthy children on the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s immunization schedule.

The immunization schedule posted online had not yet been changed as of Tuesday morning.

Kennedy announced the change in a video posted to the social media platform X. He was flanked by US Food and Drug Administration Commissioner Dr. Marty Makary and National Institutes of Health Director Dr. Jay Bhattacharya.

“As of today, the Covid vaccine for healthy children and healthy pregnant women has been removed from the CDC recommended immunization schedule,” Kennedy said. “Last year, the Biden administration urged healthy children to get yet another covid shot, despite the lack of any clinical data to support the repeat booster strategy in children.”

Pregnant women and children with underlying conditions are at higher risk for severe illness from Covid-19.

The recommendation shift comes among other changes to Covid-19 vaccine policy. The FDA said last week it’s overhauling how it approves Covid-19 vaccines, a move that may limit future shots to older Americans and people at higher risk of serious Covid-19 infection.

This is a breaking news story and will be updated.

 

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RFK jr is COMPLETELY unqualified and over his head in his current cabinet position.

 

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The wrong Kennedy got popped

 

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RFK Jr.’s ‘Make America Healthy Again’ report seems riddled with AI slop

Leaving OpenAI markers in was a slight giveaway.

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RFK Jr.’s ‘Make America Healthy Again’ report seems riddled with AI slop​

Dozens of erroneous citations carry chatbot markers, and some sources simply don’t exist.
by Jess Weatherbed

May 30, 2025, 7:05 AM EDT
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The White House says a “formatting issue” was behind the citation errors. Photo: Demetrius Freeman / Getty Images
Jess Weatherbed is a news writer focused on creative industries, computing, and internet culture. Jess started her career at TechRadar, covering news and hardware reviews.

There are some questionable sources underpinning Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s controversial “Make America Healthy Again” commission report. Signs point to AI tomfoolery, and the use of ChatGPT specifically, which calls into question the veracity of the White House report meant to address reasons for the decline in US life expectancy.

An investigation by NOTUS found dozens of errors in the MAHA report, including broken links, wrong issue numbers, and missing or incorrect authors. Some studies were misstated to back up the report’s conclusions or, more damningly, didn’t exist at all. At least seven of the cited sources were entirely fictitious, according to NOTUS.

Another investigation by The Washington Post found that at least 37 of the 522 citations appeared multiple times throughout the report. Notably, the URLs of several references included “oaicite,” a marker that OpenAI applies to responses provided by artificial intelligence models like ChatGPT, which strongly suggests it was used in developing the report.

Generative AI tools have a tendency to spit out false or incorrect information, known as “hallucinations.” That would certainly explain the various errors throughout the report — chatbots have been found responsible for similar citation issues in legal filings submitted by AI experts and even the companies building the models. Nevertheless, RFK Jr. has long advocated for the “AI revolution,” and announced during a House committee meeting in May that “we are already using these new technologies to manage health care data more efficiently and securely.”

In a briefing on Thursday, press secretary Karoline Leavitt responded to concerns about the accuracy of the citations while evading any mention of AI tools. Leavitt described the errors as “formatting issues” and defended the health report for being “backed on good science that has never been recognized by the federal government.”
The Washington Post notes that the MAHA report file was updated on Thursday to remove some of the oaicite markers and replace some of the nonexistent sources with alternative citations. In a statement given to the publication, Department of Health and Human Services spokesman Andrew Nixon said “minor citation and formatting errors have been corrected, but the substance of the MAHA report remains the same — a historic and transformative assessment by the federal government to understand the chronic disease epidemic afflicting our nation’s children.”