rhyming slang riddles

[Modok O'Neal]

Friends from across the sea have this thing where they take a word, then find a two-word phrase that rhymes with it, and then say only the first word of it.

So like in Ocean's Eleven Don Cheadle's character says, "We're in deep Barney." Barney means Barney Rubble which means Trouble. And Jason Statham in Crank 2 calls his heart his "strawberry tart." Uh I guess sometimes they say both words

On to the hinkle grinkle. I think it'd be a fun and brain-building game to make up rhyming slang words, put them into sentences, and then other people guess what it means.
If you guess, put your answer in spoiler tags and include both the meaning and the rhyming phrase. If you make one be sure to bold the words that you made up. Don't make them too complicated, even though the real-life rhyming slang is complicated.

Example (not made up by me)
Q: "I blew all my money on Tom"
A:

Spoiler

Tom => Tom Cruise => Booze

Aight here are a few.
1) "Just bought a zip of Lou"
2) "I'll be there in about a Jack"
3) "That woman is a Wiz"
4) "Pursue that Golden at your own risk"
5) "WTF Modok this game is for Tweeties"

 

[Fredrick Thuglas]

man, sit ya dumb ass down somewhere with this bullshyt.

 

[the cac mamba]

yo can we get an ip check on this fukkin fakkit

is there any doubt that this is the rhyme king? like any doubt at all?

 

[ugksam]

worst thread ever

 

[Broke Wave]

I honest to god have no idea what this thread is about.

 

[Chief]

Friends from across the sea have this thing where they take a word, then find a two-word phrase that rhymes with it, and then say only the first word of it.

So like in Ocean's Eleven Don Cheadle's character says, "We're in deep Barney." Barney means Barney Rubble which means Trouble. And Jason Statham in Crank 2 calls his heart his "strawberry tart." Uh I guess sometimes they say both words

On to the hinkle grinkle. I think it'd be a fun and brain-building game to make up rhyming slang words, put them into sentences, and then other people guess what it means.
If you guess, put your answer in spoiler tags and include both the meaning and the rhyming phrase. If you make one be sure to bold the words that you made up. Don't make them too complicated, even though the real-life rhyming slang is complicated.

Example (not made up by me)
Q: "I blew all my money on Tom"
A:

Spoiler

Tom => Tom Cruise => Booze

Aight here are a few.
1) "Just bought a zip of Lou"
2) "I'll be there in about a Jack"
3) "That woman is a Wiz"
4) "Pursue that Golden at your own risk"
5) "WTF Modok this game is for Tweeties"

Your rhyming slang if fukk up

 

[Modok O'Neal]

nobody's even going to try

 

[Olu Dara]