Rick Ross' First Run As A 'Rolling Stone' Advice Columnist

[Uncle Phil 36]

Ever wanted to seek counsel from Rick Ross? Well, now you can thanks to Rolling Stone's new advice column. The Bawse himself will be serving as the mag's new advice columnist (no, seriously). Before you start listing your doubts, read into first. There are some truly hilarious finds.

For example, he provides school advice on The Great Gatsby, tells someone to go into "boss mode" and begins solving someone's relationship woes with, "Chris, is she quenching your desires?" Read a bit of what Dr. Rozay has to offer above.

 

[mr.africa]

DID NOT READ ROSS' ADVICE YET
BUT POTENTIAL fukkERY OF THIS THREAD

 

[Youngdev]

bytch ass cac complaining about living rent free at 23 cause his pops wanna smoke with him

 

[Da King]

Ross actually giving out decent advice

 

[Cheercomp]

Well, it wasn't terrible. He played it straight for the most part. I can dig it

 

[ML29]

this was really good. they should make this a monthly thing.

 

[Xtraz2]

 

[MrFettuccinnePockets]

Im going to visit cousin who is incarcerated.

How do I sneak lean in?


#DearRozay

 

[VanVanCity]

" some bullshyt like that"

 

[MrFettuccinnePockets]

Whats Trina's hourly rate and how can I get a discount?

#DearRozay

 

[Ronald McDonald]

@ the guy whos 23, living with his dad and his only complaint is that his dad asks to smoke with him

 

[AVXL]

@ going into "boss mode" including "severing ties with your conscience". Fat gusto just gave y'all nikkaz dat insight into his lying & ducktales and UOENO

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

Ross actually seems like a cool dude.

DID NOT READ ROSS' ADVICE YET
BUT POTENTIAL fukkERY OF THIS THREAD

This where I wanna see the thread go though.

Question.

shyt I don't know what to do. It was all good just a week ago, till I lost 92 bricks

I got A1 credit but I'm having regrets about this game. I got ran outta BK and don't know what to do. I tried calling Escobar but he wouldn't pickup, what should I do? Can you call in a favour from Norieaga?
Shawn, New York

 

[Mike Ock]

Ross actually seems like a cool dude.


This where I wanna see the thread go though.

Question.

shyt I don't know what to do. It was all good just a week ago, till I lost 92 bricks

I got A1 credit but I'm having regrets about this game. I got ran outta BK and don't know what to do. I tried calling but he wouldn't pickup, what should I do?
Shawn, New York

Answer: Give Nas a call...here's his number, don't tell him I gave it to you

 

[Rekkapryde]

Ross actually giving out decent advice

Same shyt I said.....