I was hooping with this chick I used to talk to in the morning. After the hoop session we decided to get açaí bowls from this spot in Adams Morgan. She parked closer to the court so she was like “i’ll drive”.
If you know DC you know it’s traffic at damn near all hours of the day… Out of nowhere she swerves and pulls over to the side of the road and goes “Why haven’t you been looking at my stories”
I go “_______, i’m with you right now, you care about a damn story view ?”. Like I could’ve slept in or some shyt, but i chose to spend my morning with you. Weirdos man. You got a guh who not on social media heavy then you won, beloved. Guh played with my life over a damn story view