Ridiculous Reasons You Broke Up With Someone.

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Where can I get that Mimosa soap from tho?:wow:

I once broke up with a guy because his favorite drink was warm Sunny Delight. :scust: Like, he'd take room temperature sunny d and microwave it for 15-20 seconds. He also would take cabbage, and put it between two slices of bread like a sandwich with nothing else added to it.
nikka needed to be in prison :scust:
Man what the fukk :dead:
 

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I had the reverse situation, had this joint who would let me to anything i wanted to all 3 holes, my first ATM broad, but let me snatch a piece of food from her plate or take a sip from her cup she would lose her shyt. I'm like all the shyt we was just doing and you a germaphobe over this :wtf:



Had a joint who did the same but would send it to my work email, I'm like wench we both work for the govt what the hell you thinking about

Broke up with a chick that kept stealing my Polos

Broke up with a joint who had the erica badu motif down, locks, shell in her hair, kinte cloth, mud cloth, incense all thru the crib and had 0 knowledge of self and knew 0 history and was in general a str8 bird, she was like "I like the look, f all that back to africa ish" :mindblown:

Broke up with a joint who hated Berris Hammonds, she would grind to sum reggae but she hated Berris like he was her pops who used to beat her moms and shyt

Broke up with a joint who liked to fight, the sex was :banderas: but she stayed scrappin with other females at the drop of a hat. Her fav line I'm from Brooklyn we dont play that shyt

Broke up with a joint who 1 day we just walkin down the street coming out a movie and she just took off running like full speed down the street. Her crib was a few blocks from the theater I see her standing there panting and i just kept on going

HOW SWAY? :damn:
 

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I feel like this is the thing that killed my last relationship. I did too much. So much she most likely got either overwhelmed cause I wasn't like her previous relationships. I just like being nice to people. Yet I over do it. :francis:
 
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I feel like I did too much for my ex who most likely felt smothered. I did too much. I'd remember stuff she liked, and I'd get a compilation of that stuff for her birthday. I was just getting her stuff. I tried to be intimate but she never seemed that into it. It was somewhat of a rebound relationship on her part anyway. I regret investing so much into thinking a girl I was friends with would have a lasting relationship with me. I've had long relationships but they were never on equal planes. I feel like if I knew more and was taught more about relationships, I would have had a better run and wouldn't feel so jaded on dating. But I'm not pessimistic about it all. I know that there is a possibility that there will be someone, but I'm fine if I'm single for the next 10 years. I've been solo for almost 5. Besides, Im one of those people that, if they have a problem or crisis, I wouldn't want to worry a possible spouse. I feel I'd usually have to take care of things on my own. Hell I don't even like borrowing money.
 
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A first date... I picked her up and while driving the restaurant she starts filling and clipping her nails. pure scust. Ended up taking her out for Wendy's instead. Yea she was mad.

I met this chick like 6 months prior at the home of 1 of my exes (that bytched dropped me for a local rapper-wanna be). We randomly ran into each other a block from my crib. Smashed the same night and after a week of just smashing... she didn't let me sleep the whole nagging about what does this mean? can I move in with you, can we move out far away together etc.... :stopitslime: turns out my ex was bragging about my finances and my job and the sex and this bytch was trying to catch the wave as well. I sent her ass walking.

another was a light skinned jamaican chick I was actually falling for her due to the bomb freak sex we go out to to the mall and get stopped @ Macy's by security after paying for shyt and checking out. Turns out the chick swiped some jewelry and a shirt or something and didn't even give me the heads up that she was about that life. I almost caught a case as an accomplice, but they let me go since in the surveillance she is the one wilding out will I was in the fitting room. bytch begged for me to bail her out, I didn't though never from these skanks ever again.
 
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