I had the reverse situation, had this joint who would let me to anything i wanted to all 3 holes, my first ATM broad, but let me snatch a piece of food from her plate or take a sip from her cup she would lose her shyt. I'm like all the shyt we was just doing and you a germaphobe over this
Had a joint who did the same but would send it to my work email, I'm like wench we both work for the govt what the hell you thinking about
Broke up with a chick that kept stealing my Polos
Broke up with a joint who had the erica badu motif down, locks, shell in her hair, kinte cloth, mud cloth, incense all thru the crib and had 0 knowledge of self and knew 0 history and was in general a str8 bird, she was like "I like the look, f all that back to africa ish"
Broke up with a joint who hated Berris Hammonds, she would grind to sum reggae but she hated Berris like he was her pops who used to beat her moms and shyt
Broke up with a joint who liked to fight, the sex was

but she stayed scrappin with other females at the drop of a hat. Her fav line I'm from Brooklyn we dont play that shyt
Broke up with a joint who 1 day we just walkin down the street coming out a movie and she just took off running like full speed down the street. Her crib was a few blocks from the theater I see her standing there panting and i just kept on going