Riff Losses his Cool and Dances his Way into a Felony

[HopeKillCure]

COCOA, Fla. (CBS News) — A Florida man has been charged with criminal mischief for a November incident in which police say he caused more than $5,000 to an ATM machine. He apparently attacked the ATM after it dispensed more money than he wanted to withdraw, according to a complaint filed by Cocoa Police Department.

Police were called to a Wells Fargo branch in Cocoa after a manager was notified by a customer that a man was damaging the ATM outside. Police said surveillance video from the incident showed 23-year-old Michael Oleksik punching the ATM’s screen.

Not long after the manager was notified of the damage, Oleksik called the bank on his phone and said he attacked the ATM because it “was giving him too much money and he did not know what to do,” according to the police complaint.

He apologized, but said he was in a hurry to get to work.

The bank manager filed an affidavit requesting that charges be filed and Oleksik was charged with criminal mischief. He was booked into Brevard County Jail on $2,000 bond.

That superior intellect again.

 

[ComorianKid]

thought this would be about professor Griff.

 

[Chubbs]

 

[Doobie Doo]

What does Professor Griff have to do with this story?

 

[shutterguy]

I was thinking of this Griff...

 

[HopeKillCure]

forgot there was a professor griff

let me edit this since i meant Riff and not griff

 

[West Coast Avenger]

Oh....Griff Tannen....

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[HopeKillCure]

Oh....Griff Tannen....

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The goat Biff

yall pulling these "-iff" names outta nowhere

 

[Milk N Cookies]

thought this would be about professor Griff.

I thought this was about Riff Raff

 

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

forgot there was a professor griff

let me edit this since i meant Riff and not griff

THE GRAMERCY RIFFS WOULD LIKE A WORD WITH YOU

 

[HopeKillCure]

I thought this was about Riff Raff

jesus

 

[Worthless Loser]

You attacked the ATM because it gave you too much money?

 

[HopeKillCure]

THE GRAMERCY RIFFS WOULD LIKE A WORD WITH YOU

yoooo

 

[HopeKillCure]

You attacked the ATM because it gave you too much money?

they trying to spin it like that in the news, like he is some good guy who getting worked.

the atm didnt spit out too much money, it spit out too much off HIS money from HIS account, then he fukked up their machine for it

 

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

yoooo

That's based on some real shyt.
There was a breh in BX that had the power...He tried to peace it out, and somebody got that man out of here.
Too much unity.
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