He's pushing 30 and his voice hasnt even broken yet, but thinks he can take down Rihanna.

She may have given him some puss, but he's not her type for keeps. She wants a man, not another female
His whole game is straight junior high freshman, writing notes and embarrassing public displays of affection trying to make her feel guilty
He's the type of clueless rich dude who has average breh's hammering away his girls insides when hes not looking
He's trying to wear her down, but experienced breh's know it doesnt work. I believe I have as much of a chance at riri as he does if I ran into her