Your post history tells me you lying and like telling ducktales/trolling, plus my nikka why the fukk are you even describing yourself to another man.
Even if I was to reveal I fit that physical description as well, this is the internet no one is obligated to believe me and far as I'm concerned - you have the right believe I'm really just an old, short, fat, middle-aged

ugly nikka. This is essentially an all-male sports and hiphop forum, so who cares?
Either way regardless how either one of us look, nothing changes the fact that rihanna is still bad and more attractive than what the average joe schmoe is pulling out here and definitely badder than what the average coli breh is piping.