GPBear
The Tape Crusader
Like, the reason this is Ether, is because you just got decimated by Cris Collinsworth...
There's so many douchey characters in the sports media who love to fling insults at each other for ratings, you managed to pick on one of the few pretty neutral faces, and then he turns around and bodies you on some real shyt.
It's like Bill Simmons was walking around on the playground, and decided to bully the smallest kid in class, but that kid turned out to be a black belt in Judo and just flipped Bill Simmons onto his back and made him look like a bytch in front of the entire school.
What's next, Bill Simmons loses an arm wrestling competition to John Clayton?
There's so many douchey characters in the sports media who love to fling insults at each other for ratings, you managed to pick on one of the few pretty neutral faces, and then he turns around and bodies you on some real shyt.
It's like Bill Simmons was walking around on the playground, and decided to bully the smallest kid in class, but that kid turned out to be a black belt in Judo and just flipped Bill Simmons onto his back and made him look like a bytch in front of the entire school.
What's next, Bill Simmons loses an arm wrestling competition to John Clayton?








