Roaches that fly are the goddamn devil

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Gay Weather Man - YouTube




Classic

"He saw a vagina running toward him"

^ Classic comment and...

Heaintevenknoit - rozay

 

[Monoblock]

fukking Florida
Gangsta Giant African Snails Taking Over South Florida. Cant Stop Em.

Florida battles slimy invasion by giant snails | Reuters

 

[Mojo]

had to go back an listen to this soon as i read the title

 

[Ronald McDonald]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7_F_AqeRqo[/ame]

 

[hood b. goode]

Boric Acid: Instant roach genocide 100% guaranteed

youll thank me

 

[Banned Account12]

i remember my auntie had the worst roach problem in America back in the day

i swear to god i've never seen so many roaches in one spot

what you know bout seeing a Siamese roach

she had a fukking all white roach in the living room one day

 

[Fillerguy]

you guys are living dirty

 

[Kayta]

I didn't even know roaches could fly! Those huge snails are terrifying....

 

[The_Sheff]

You obviously never lived near water. Those roaches in Charleston are impervious to the Orkin man breh. Those roaches fly, get hit multiple times without even feeling the effects. Just eating them. They have those gigiantic prehistoric super bugs.

I'm not even going to talk about the giant sand flies and mosquitoes...AHHH fukk. Bad memories.

Those type of roaches we call water bugs. Those giant ones are the only ones I have ever seen fly.

 

[Grifter]

Raid and slippers

 

[farrisa3000]

 

[TEKBEATZ]

How To Kill A Roach - @Dormtainment - YouTube

 

[stealthbomber]

i dont have flying roaches but fukkin gnats flying in my ear every 5 minutes

 

[Soundbwoy]

fukking Florida
Gangsta Giant African Snails Taking Over South Florida. Cant Stop Em.

Florida battles slimy invasion by giant african snails - YouTube

Florida battles slimy invasion by giant snails | Reuters

i aint bout that life

 

[Dzali OG]

I was a lil nikka and it was late, I'm already in the bed. Ma dukes stops by the room, opens the door and says goodnight. I return the pleasantry and roll over to face the wall awaiting the soothing darkness because it had been a long day.

In that milli-second before darkness engulfs my room..........I see a BIG ass flying roachy mere inches from my face!!!!! What's worst is the bytch is prepared to fly!!!

With my dumb luck you know it's trajectory..................MY FACE NIIGGGAAAAA!!!

Gave myself a black eye and ma dukes a heart attack....she thought a rabid derelict was in my room....

Rushes in to save her son...see's what the problem is, screams and shuts the door...leaves her son to deal with his own demons.