Roaches that fly are the goddamn devil

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Who the fukk decided these mufukkas needed the ability to perform bombing runs and aerial superiority? :why:

b*stards are so big that I'm pretty sure it doubles as a drone when Obama needs to send a message. I swear, I smacked this thing with a size 11 shoe and it called me a bytch underneath its breath before zooming around to show me it runs this crib now.

He got roach goons in my living room and I'm shook at the idea of going out there. Got me considering climbing out the window of my crib. :what:
 
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:laugh: That takes me back. I remember as a kid staying over some relatives house and this big ass roach flew on me when I was coming back inside after playing. When I seen it, I damn near had a heart attack. Was flapping my arms all over the place trying to knock it off but the bytch wouldn't drop :damn: Then when it finally flew off, it had the audacity to go on my leg(I was wearing shorts). shyt started crawling around on me and at this point, I'm throwing haymakers to my own leg trying to knock it off, but it just kept flying around me. While all of this was going on, auntie sitting there looking like :leon: Didn't even try to help me out.

I'm getting flashbacks just thinking about it :to:
 
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Illuminatos said:
Sounds like you need to clean that house out. :huhldup:
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You obviously never lived near water. Those roaches in Charleston are impervious to the Orkin man breh. Those roaches fly, get hit multiple times without even feeling the effects. Just eating them. They have those gigiantic prehistoric super bugs.

I'm not even going to talk about the giant sand flies and mosquitoes...AHHH fukk. Bad memories.
 
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I can't speak about them being in my house b/c my shyt stays pristine but living in Texas and dealing with the heat during the spring and summer time is like Jurassic Park around this bytch. I swear I see shyt that shouldn't exist in this day and age especially at night. shyts are way too big and bold and if they have wings...game over man game over.
 
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I remember walking on the ave one summer in BK, and some gigantic one flew on my neck. I caught a fit knocking that shyt off and stomped the shyt outta of it three or four times in a fit of rage.

:heh:

I remember another time in my moms old apartment standing in front of the tall mirror on the bathroom door and suddenly seeing two big ass antennas curl its way up the showercurtain...before I turned around to run...that shyt looked like it intentionally wanted to fly onto a niqqa as I headed out the door running away from that shyt for a can of Black Jack somewhere. Came back, that shyt was gone...and I avoided our bathroom as much as I could. :to:
 
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JKFrazier said:
You obviously never lived near water. Those roaches in Charleston are impervious to the Orkin man breh. Those roaches fly, get hit multiple times without even feeling the effects. Just eating them. They have those gigiantic prehistoric super bugs.

I'm not even going to talk about the giant sand flies and mosquitoes...AHHH fukk. Bad memories.
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Gatdayum.

Geechie roaches. LOL
 
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