Roaches that fly are the goddamn devil

[Bruh Man 5th Flo]

i remember back in like 2007 or 08 i was just chillin in the room on the xbox. For once there was a breeze blowing in Georgia so i opened my window....i forgot that i didn't have a screen. My room mate came in to talk to me for a bit

Roommate: A huge fukkin roach just crawled in through the window

I went and grabbed an old bball sneaker that i don't wear anymore and walked over to the wall it was just chillin on, i was about to straight smash that shyt.
So i put my hand in the sneak and just slowly creep towards it


Right before I squish it the mother fukker just flew at me and suicide bombed me right in the fukkin forehead

Me:

I fell back on my ass and my roomate screamed like a little bytch. We hauled ASS up out of that room and shut the door.

I took my ass directly to the gas station across the street and copped 2 big ass cans of raid and some other bug shyt that foams up. Came back in that room on some Gung-ho shyt and just started spraying every corner.

Got that motherfukker in the bathroom though
























The things we gotta go through to kill a roach

 

[JBoy]

Gatdayum.

Geechie roaches. LOL

these Coastal Georgia/Low Country roaches aren't anything to fukk with

 

[LordTaskForce]

this thread is so

 

[Black Magisterialness]

Bugs are the gotdamn devil

 

[ROFL_GUY]

this thread is so

 

[flea]

cockroach on the wall. u carefully and slowly remove your shoe. u start working geometry in your head on how u can throw the shoe so that the sole lands perfectly flat against the wall thus killing the roach. u throw. u miss. that motherfukker starts taking flight in an uncoordinated direction. u run and take off like a little bytch.

i know im not the only one this has happened to

 

[Draje]

Creeping through my apartment in hoods the roaches leave me alone

Can of Raid is mysteriously gone

Scared to take a dump in my toilet because ain't nothing worse than getting hit with that B2 bomb run while you trying to drop logs

I thought I got one but he just hulked like he was fighting Andre the Giant and zipped through the air.

 

[Illuminatos]

ain't you the one who made that thread about the rats in your room

Yeah but that was the only time it happened. shyt, I haven't seen it since i made that thread.

Apartment complex. My place stays pretty nice so I dunno how they got here and I ain't about to ask them.

Make sure you get loads of roach baits and put them in every corner and get that shyt exterminated. I remember I was in my basement one day and one of them shyts flew past me like a private jet. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

You share that house

 

[Wepa Man]

I remember walking on the ave one summer in BK, and some gigantic one flew on my neck. I caught a fit knocking that shyt off and stomped the shyt outta of it three or four times in a fit of rage.



I remember another time in my moms old apartment standing in front of the tall mirror on the bathroom door and suddenly seeing two big ass antennas curl its way up the showercurtain...before I turned around to run...that shyt looked like it intentionally wanted to fly onto a niqqa as I headed out the door running away from that shyt for a can of Black Jack somewhere. Came back, that shyt was gone...and I avoided our bathroom as much as I could.

 

[Waka FICO Flamez]

The worst thing is when they come in ya house like a crooked cop without a search warrant and have you shook. But you know you gotta kill em now cause if you lose that line of sight or tracking on them you may never see it again, but it will make you uncomfortable and paranoid for like 2 weeks wondering if it's in ya pillow case or climbing out ya xbox when you hit the eject tray.

 

[Illuminatos]

I remember one night I was going to brush my teeth when I picked up my toothbrush a fat ass roach fell from the wall into the sink. I had a can of Raid and I was in panic so I just sprayed everything on the sink.

I killed the roach but I also ended up spraying everyone's toothbrush and the toothpaste too. My mom was pissed and wouldn't give me anything of her toothpaste so I ended up going to school with stank breath the next day.

 

[Draje]

Yeah but that was the only time it happened. shyt, I haven't seen it since i made that thread.




Make sure you get loads of roach baits and put them in every corner and get that shyt exterminated. I remember I was in my basement one day and one of them shyts flew past me like a private jet. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

Roach bait?

Nikka, I'm about to drop some chemical warfare so sick that war treaties gonna be named after me

 

[Danie84]

I have an insect phobia. So, that would just throw me into the bushes

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

If you live in south florida like me you already know whats up

I remember gettin a hotel for a night when I couldnt find one of those flying roaches after missing him with a broom