Roast the nikka above you thread

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This thread smell like wet socks, a bag of cheetos and a plastic Tony hawk Pro Skater 2 case.

:dead: no lies. This has me dead!

:heh: o where's my forehead with your pineapple cone head ass

You carve the thankgiving turkey with a butchers saw

Aye when you was a kid all the other kids hated you coming over to there house they be like oh there he go this dude about to eat all our shyt.:heh::heh:
 

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The skin underneath your fat rolls prolly smells like week old doo doo stained underwear fat boy. Go drink some water and stop talking about cheetos all the fukking time.
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You look like you got shaped up with the edge of a folded cheetos bag.
 

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:dead: no lies. This has me dead!

:heh: o where's my forehead with your pineapple cone head ass

You carve the thankgiving turkey with a butchers saw

Aye when you was a kid all the other kids hated you coming over to there house they be like oh there he go this dude about to eat all our shyt.:heh::heh:
You have no doors in your house your bathroom is your kitchen; you brush your teeth and clean the dishes in the same sink ya dirty azz.

You the type to go to Pet Smart and bring a fake mouse in that bytch and throw it in the cat cage for fun on some dumb shyt.

You walk around with an outdated Compaq laptop and post on The Coli while you walk to work

You the type to color the Swish logo on your Air Forces talking about "I just got these shyts :myman:"
 

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You the type of guy to rob somebody with a walmart hoodie after you just bought it.
At least i got the balls to take what i want. You the type of person to say "nah it's ok. I don't want to cause a scene." to your girl when the waiter brings you the wrong food. soft ass nikka.:mjlol: you know damn well you wanted fries instead of mash potatoes
 

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Damn where all the black people at
That's becoming more and more of a question 'round these parts - that cac infiltration is real. Shyt is looking mad sketch, with comments and statements that I've seen lately, not too many of "us" on here, for real
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At least i got the balls to take what i want. You the type of person to say "nah it's ok. I don't want to cause a scene." to your girl when the waiter brings you the wrong food. soft ass nikka.:mjlol: you know damn well you wanted fries instead of mash potatoes

How come this dude mug shot was shown wanted at five different Harolds chickens? It says Wanted: Barbequed or Alive.
nikka went and done robbed a couple dudes and decided welp fukk it I just got some money might as well eat 4 the first time in months while in at it :francis:..head ass boy

nikka all your kicks be second hand new. They was new when the other nikka bought em till you robbed em 4 it. Talkin about chexk these jordans I'm wearing nikka please all those shoes have cold case stories behind them.
 

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You have no doors in your house your bathroom is your kitchen; you brush your teeth and clean the dishes in the same sink ya dirty azz.

You the type to go to Pet Smart and bring a fake mouse in that bytch and throw it in the cat cage for fun on some dumb shyt.

You walk around with an outdated Compaq laptop and post on The Coli while you walk to work

You the type to color the Swish logo on your Air Forces talking about "I just got these shyts :myman:"

The carpet be waddling up forward every time you move your legs walking on it.
Yeah I see you, lol your girl ready throw out the living room rug after hard strenious months of feet sweat, shyt carpet been threw in the trash by now, still smell last years foot odor in ya house nikka.
 

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I got one more,
I heard you get down to ordering whole pizza party deliveries by the dozen all alone at Wednesday night telling yo mom when she came home you did buy dinner groceries 4 the whole week.
 

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The carpet be waddling up forward every time you move your legs walking on it.
Yeah I see you, lol your girl ready throw out the living room rug after hard strenious months of feet sweat, shyt carpet been threw in the trash by now, still smell last years foot odor in ya house nikka.
You fold your jeans and keep em in the fridge talkin about "This keeps em fresh!"

You iron your clothes with a hot Samsung Galaxy phone.

You think Cardi B is a knock off liquor.

You so dumb someone sold you a Nintendo DS and said it was a dual screen cell phone and you believed that shyt. You went to Boost Mobile with that shyt and they finessed you and sold you a $30 sim card and said to call Nintendo to activate it.
 

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@Fatboi1

I got one more,
I heard you get down to ordering whole pizza party deliveries by the dozen all alone at Wednesday night telling yo mom when she came home you did buy dinner groceries 4 the whole week.
You boiled SWEET plantains, mashed them up with crisco and served them to your Dominican neighbors talking about you learning the cuisine while rocking a 2nd hand Cuban flag.
 

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This nikka ate the mosquito that flew in his 4th of July picnic saying mhmm that was good we got any more of that?!

This nikka work out to super Mario theme music

You iron your clothes on the underground railroad

Boy got athletes foot from wearing the soles off the shoes rubber.
 
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