Roast the nikka above you thread

[King Khufu]

@Fatboi1 be giving skinny girls nightmares and bbws a run for their money
"You going to sweat those dollars out tonight guuuurl."

The only time you ever ran was when the police raided your dunkin donuts you was like oh shyt nikka I gotta go before they finds our stash of Krispy Kremes.

 

[Fatboi1]

@Fatboi1 be giving skinny girls nightmares and bbws a run for their money
"You going to sweat those dollars out tonight guuuurl."

The only time you ever ran was when the police raided your dunkin donuts you was like oh shyt nikka I gotta go before they finds our stash of Krispy Kremes.

They caught you outside an abandoned junk yard molesting innocent Nissan wheels.

 

[Kaypain]

Thread fail

 

[DrexlersFade]

Thread fail

He get a C for effort

 

[King Khufu]

They caught you outside an abandoned junk yard molesting innocent Nissan wheels.

You sold your rims off 4 some timbs, a box of pizza pockets and Dre beats headphones.

nikka you wash your clothes outside in the rainfall singing

The last piece of ass you ever got came in a red bucket labeled

Boy walking in Pocahontas sandals talking about I'm getting to this money smelling like hot cheetos and mustard gas exploded 4 weeks.

 

[King Khufu]

He get a C for effort

You barely passed the first grade talking about some it's okay mama the teacher said if I keep trying than the other kids won't pick on me for not being able to read no more

 

[Luke Cage]

The last piece of ass you ever got came in a red bucket labeled

this got me.

 

[King Khufu]

this got me.

Props.
Might as well have a whole coli stand up comedic roast thread!
I was hoping the roast vets pop in one time blessed the forum.

 

[Columbo]

Props.
Might as well have a whole coli stand up comedic roast thread!
I was hoping the roast vets pop in one time blessed the forum.

I popped in just to tell you that your a faggit. Your name should be Queen Khufu

 

[King Khufu]

I popped in just to tell you that your a faggit. Your name should be Queen Khufu

You so fruity every time someone call you a dikk you yell out all happy "where?!" Like:

 

[King Khufu]

I popped in just to tell you that your a faggit. Your name should be Queen Khufu

nikkas cant tell, if you went gay after being locked in the joint or decide to go that way on your own.

 

[unit321]

nikkas cant tell, if you went gay after being locked in the joint or decide to go that way on your own.

Went to a salad bar, looked at the lettuce and asked a male waiter, "Don't nobody in this place know how to toss salad the proper way?"

 

[Fatboi1]

You sold your rims off 4 some timbs, a box of pizza pockets and Dre beats headphones.

nikka you wash your clothes outside in the rainfall singing

The last piece of ass you ever got came in a red bucket labeled

Boy walking in Pocahontas sandals talking about I'm getting to this money smelling like hot cheetos and mustard gas exploded 4 weeks.

You got banned from Whole Foods because you kept bugging the asian chefs in the back to see you in Tekken Tag Tournament.

Police pull you over just to roast your car. Your shyt has no floor you brake with your size 14 timbs.

 

[King Khufu]

Aye aye aye hold up getting on @Fatboi1 head once again,

Check this out.

Why you a lyposuctions worst enemy?
Talking about some
"I get my revenge soon. I will take over your world when the back up calories arrive."

 

[King Khufu]

@Fatboi1 uses a police scanner on his phone to scout out missing pizza boxes in progress.
"Dont worry my delicious I'll come save you."