Rob Parker says Lebron moved to LA to be a 6'8 Kevin Hart in movies UPDATE: Rob was right

[Premeditated]

"If the Lakers fall off the hinges, they(Bron's production company) might have to remake 'Trainwreck' - Skip

Skip and them gonna eat good this upcoming season with all the Lebron and Laker fukkery

 

[The_Third_Man]

he said the other day, Lebron can't be the goat because he didn't attend the piazza party

 

[The_Third_Man]

But if he went to philly the narrative would be he hiding from the west and he jumped on the team with the most talent



If he stayed with the Cavs he gonna lose in the finals so he gave up


He goes to the lakers it’s for the life style


He goes to Houston he wants to be carried by the current MVP


If he retires he gave up

It’s like no matter what this man does it’s a issue

exactly

 

[McPiff]

Rob parker is a fakkit ass cornball but i wont lie.

They went in

That 6'8 kevin hart line is

 

[IllmaticDelta]

Stop stealing the most liked youtube comments for daps and come up with your own ideas

"Stays in Cleveland.. gets killed for making the finals, goes to Houston gets killed for being a ring chaser, goes to Philly gets killed for being scared to go west, goes to the Lakers gets killed for apparently giving up on winning and becoming a movie star, if he retires gets killed for giving up on trying to become the GOAT, if he keeps playing into old age gets killed for trying to compile stats... LeBron haters are toxic honestly it doesn't matter what he does they will always find a way."

whoever posted that, posted nothing but facts

 

[Spliff]

 

[panopticon]

I ain't even no Lebron fan like that but every time I look up, Rob going in

what's his gripe with LA Bron?

That's my NABJ journalist of the year and Baseball Hall Of Fame voter

I see you Rob

ESPN tried to kill dude over that RG3 shyt

But he back like cooked crack

Put some respek on that mans name

 

[panopticon]

Lebron keeps a lot of people employed man

The man is unselfish...to a fault

 

[panopticon]

they all playing roles but I love it

Shannon's unashamed stannin of Lebron be having me rolling

while Skip sits there talking about "the real 23, not YOUR guy" every time he says that I'm cracking up

and today when Rob said that Lebron wanna be a 6'8 Kevin Hart, I'm over here at work about to fall out the chair

I keep tellin brehs Undisputed lowkey the GOAT sports show on TV

FS1 gives no fukks just lettin these nikkas cut up on live TV

 

[Rain]

"Now he's chasing Michael B. Jordan "

 

[L&HH]

Rob Parker is just playing his role as antagonist on the show. It's like a good vs bad cop sketch. Dont take him too seriously but he's vital during slower months....

He's basically dikkriding Skip for a job cause ESPN aint fukking with him after the RG3 comments

 

[panopticon]

Lebron was spotted at Taylor's Steakhouse in LA. He asked the waiter to take his steak back because it was undercooked

"This is typical Lebron,......yadda yadda yadda...."

I can already imagine how this shyt would go down

Shay would go first..."I cant be out here eatin no undercooked meat!!!"

Skip interrupts..."LeShannon Sharpe did you just admit to eating red meat? You know it isn't good for you"

Aaaaaand....let the fukkery commence

 

[panopticon]

"Now he's chasing Michael B. Jordan "

Skip a savage

 

[panopticon]

Folks like Skip and Rob probably stayed up all night celebrating when LeBron went to LA. So many ready-made shyt takes and narratives for them to run with, especially with the Kobe comparison. The mural defacing is a prime example.

Oh they openly admit that shyt

Multiple times both Skip and Shannon said Lebron coming to LA is great for business

 

[panopticon]

He's basically dikkriding Skip for a job cause ESPN aint fukking with him after the RG3 comments

Skip gave him his job at FS1.

Literally ordered the FS1 execs to hire Rob. Saved Rob's career. ESPN tried to destroy the man over some shyt that was true and just hit too close to home for them.

Say what you want about Skip, but that's one loyal fukking dude.

There's a reason Shay joined up too. Skip not on any shyt and not afraid to address racial issues (which all other white hosts are terrified to do and avoid like the plague) live on air in an honest and real way.

Won my respect for that.