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The Rise and Fall of Wrestling's Weed-Dealing, Cat-Breeding Phenom

The Rise and Fall of Wrestling's Weed-Dealing, Cat-Breeding Phenom
It's 5 o'clock in Tijuana, and one of Mexico's premier wrestling promotions is readying for a press conference. On the eve of any event, the Crash Lucha Libre has a tradition of wrangling a handful of reporters to get wrestlers' pre-match sound bites, plus another hundred fans to get their autographs. Soon the room will fill with boys and young men – most too poor to afford one of tomorrow's 5,000 tickets – eager to meet the masked legend Taurus, high-flying brothers Fénix and Pentagón Jr. and a cult favorite unseen for years: the troubled Teddy Hart.
Heir to the Hart Dynasty, his uncle Bret "The Hitman" once called him "the greatest wrestler to never make it." At 18, Teddy was the youngest wrestler to sign a World Wrestling Entertainment contract. Evidently, he was the youngest wrestler ever fired from one, too, let go just weeks before his scheduled debut. While his acrobatics and unbreakable gimmick are unmatched by most of his cohorts, so are his brash and belligerent antics. He's earned enough heat to burn basically every professional wrestling bridge on both sides of bothborders: the U.S., Canada – where he lives – and Mexico, where fans still know his name.
The last time he was fired from a Mexican promotion (it's happened more than once) was 2012. "He'd show up late for work," says Carlos Santiago Espada Moises, a.k.a. Konnan, co-founder of the country's top-rated promotion, Asistencia Asesoría Administración (AAA). "He'd go into business for himself [wrestling lingo for going off-script]. He would leave in the middle of a match. He was smoking pot everywhere. He always had chicks around him, but they didn't know what they were doing, so he was bringing untrained amateurs into a professional setting. He'd bring cats backstage with the litter box and it's, like, 'Bro, what the fukk?'"
According to Teddy, the cat, Mr. Money, is an emotional support animal that was licensed to him after psychiatric evaluation. He also breeds Persian cats and sells weed, and over the last few years has made more income from these endeavors than from the indie wrestling circuits that still welcome him.
Difficult as Teddy is, Konnan – the former WCW wrestler who launched his career in Western Canada working for Teddy's legendary grandfather Stu Hart – has a soft spot for him. So he recently offered Teddy another shot with AAA's partner the Crash Lucha Libre, at a show on Februry 12 in Tijuana. "He's on probation," Konnan says. "The only thing that makes me think it's going to be different is he's definitely hit rock bottom."
In November 2014, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police issued an arrest warrant for Teddy on charges of sexual assault, unlawful confinement and assault, based on the allegations of two women that were known to him. Teddy denies the charges and claims the women conspired to ruin him after he led them to invest in a botched marijuana grow-op. He also claims the charges were retaliation for a dispute that arose out of a reality show based on his wild life. The series, Hart Attack, was scrapped following the allegations.
"He knows this is his last chance," says Konnan, who gave Teddy very clear directions to redemption today: Show up to the press conference on time, don't bring an entourage and leave the cats at home.
But with an hour till showtime Konnan still hasn't heard from him. So where is he?
Stuck in San Diego traffic, with an entourage and four cats. It would be technically untrue to say Teddy Hart never fought a WWE match. In 1996, when the former World Wrestling Federation came through his birthplace of Calgary, young Edward "Teddy" Annis and his cousinHarry Smith (son of the late Davey Boy Smith, a.k.a the British Bulldog) wrestled in a tag team "dark match" against two relatives, including TJ Wilson. Wilson is now WWE superstar Tyson Kidd, but they were all kids then: somewhat unbelievably, the youngest, Smith, was 11; the oldest, Annis, was 16. Backstage, his uncles Owen Hart and the British Bulldog – the Tag Team Champions of the world – were watching, along with 6,000 fans in the Saddledome stadium.
The match was a bittersweet tribute to Annis' younger brother Matt, who died tragically earlier that year. "I know he'd be really happy to see all these people turn out," he told the Calgary Herald. "And I like to think he's got his cat, Coffee, in his lap."
Twenty years later, Teddy recalls his first pro match with a tiny white Persian named Persephone in his own lap. "You don't get a bigger high than that," he says, taking hits off a blunt. "It's why I love Vince McMahon. He made a bunch of my dreams come true."
It's November and Teddy – in perhaps the best shape of his life – is three months from his Mexican comeback. His goatee is shaved into claws, like an inverse of the three scars on his head from an old hardcore match. Sitting at a dining table with a mason jar of weed and a wrestling belt in need of a paint job, he speaks gently, politely, yet incessantly, breathlessly and often nonsensically. It's as if he's cutting a promo at all hours of the day. A typical minute of Teddy Hart tape sounds like this:
"God has put me through some funny stuff, because he's given me some unbelievable gifts. My luck has been tremendous, my health has been tremendous, never been injured wrestling in all these years, when all the guys said my career would be done the fastest of anyone who's stepped in the ring because of the crazy stuff I do – especially a third-generation [wrestler] with a last name. I don't have to do fukk all, but my moves are a testament to my religion and God. You guys don't live a clean life and that's why you've got knee braces on, because you sucked a guy's dikk for a job. I only got on my knees for God and maybe to lick a girl's p*ssy."
Beside him, Sam Fiddler, his wrestling-student-cum-girlfriend, rests sleepily in a XXL purple fur robe, one of the many outlandish wrestling costumes her mentor-cum-boyfriend has at hand. The mother of three has just put her kids to bed after filming scenes for a pair of documentary filmmakers following Teddy. Although his criminal charges precluded the comedic Hart Attack series from being realized, the producers, Frederick Kroetsch and Kurt Spenrath of Open Sky Pictures, rechristened it a documentary calledHart of Darkness after it transpired that what they really had was a tragedy.



How in god's name do you spend that much bread on weed and cat food?
