roommate is masturbating loudly and doesn't even know im home

[SunZoo]

I dare OP to turn the lights off an walk around with a black light.



Mortimer done probably jizzed on things that you didn't even know you could jizzed on.

 

[Rawtid]

OP Are you there by choice? He wouldn't happen to be a pastor or sports team coach would he?

 

[STAN JONES]

fukk his age and race,I don't get how people can live with strangers period

No way I could feel comfortable living in a house with somebody I don't know

 

[Eternally Jaded]

You live with a 54 yr old white man tho?

Bet him n the cac share a last name but he don't wanna admit he heard his dad jerking off while their family dog watched.

 

[ChiefQueen]

Wtf is up with that living situation cuz?

This entire thread.

 

[Dont@Me]

live with a 54 year old cac, brehs.

He's not a 54 year old cac

Spoiler

he's in his fifties, but he not exactly 54

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

He's a grunt counter:ohwow:

 

[13473]

op are you in some type of men's sober living hostel?

 

[Cuban Pete]

The old cac was beating his dikk around his dogs too??

Thats typical CAC shyt tho I had a PAWG that wanted me to smash with her fukking Australian Sheepdog in the room this nikka wagging his tail with his red rocket out I said NO SUH

 

[It is a mystery]

54 year old "roommate"? Do you mean your parents breh

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

live with a 54 year old cac, brehs.

this is what we used to term on the as a "grand opening,grand closing"

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

Thats typical CAC shyt tho I had a PAWG that wanted me to smash with her fukking Australian Sheepdog in the room this nikka wagging his tail with his red rocket out I said NO SUH

54 year old "roommate"? Do you mean your parents breh

 

[ChiefQueen]

He's not a 54 year old cac

he's in his fifties, but he not exactly 54

Is he your suga daddy, boo? Nowadays, even men have sds.

 

[rahji]

what the fukk yo. I am usually at work before he is even in bed, but i took today off. So far, he:

-yawned obnoxiously loud 3 times within 10 minutes
-has been talking to his dogs making absolutely no sense

-did some cac beatbox type shyt that was horrendous (the nikka is 54 years old btw )

and the worst of all....

-masturbated with the volume seemingly on max. The nikka even grunted a few times

I don't think he knows i'm here and sees my car outside. I'm afraid to even come out my room now because I even feel embarrassed FOR him . Should I just leave and act like it never happened?

If you hear a dude beating his meat and you don't say shyt, that's suspect as fukk. A simple "AYO" could've sufficed... but given that it was a cac... maybe something like "I BEG YOUR PARDON" would've done the trick.

 

[Lady.Libra.]

Thoroughly & thoroughly at the same damn time.

Fleas, lice, bologna b.o., boogers, nut, bengay - I'd evict mydamnself!