And with that interception, the game is all but over. The Arizona Cardinals will be Super Bowl Cham-- wait a minute, what's that? GOOD GOD! It's the Minnesota Vikings! They weren't even invited to the postseason, what are they doing here? It's Kirk Cousins! He has the Money in the Bank briefcase! They're cashing it in right now! The Cardinals have just played sixty minutes of football, and now they'll have to play sixty more!
Cousins under center, play clock down to 5, cardinals showing pressure, and... uh oh... we seem to be having some technical difficulties here folks, the stadium lighting system appears to have malfunctioned... it's pretty dark on the field and the referees are gathered on the sidelines. Hard to see a damn thing out there... we've gotta make the obvious comparison to superbowl 47... I think the refs are gonna send the teams off the field but wait! Ok...folks the lights are back on as quick as they went out, and the refs signal to reset the game clock.
Cousins, now in shotgun, sends thielen in motion and oh my god, adam thielen just annihilates an unsuspecting Cousins... What the hell was he thinking? Let's see that again folks... adam thielen, just coming across the formation, abruptly changed course and blindsides his teammate with the spear. Thielen now taking off his helmet and throwing it at a defenseless Cousins, and wait a damn minute... NO... IT CAN'T BE?!? That's Aaron Rodgers!!! and he's pulled out the Lombardi trophy and is BEATING THE HELL OUT OF COUSINS
Rodgers, is screaming at Cousins now, 'I hope you liked THAT you little bytch, this is the closest your candy ass will ever get to this trophy!.' And I'll tell you what, the MN defense is not happy... anthony barr and harrison smith are now coming after rodgers, who wisely high tails it off the field... and we've got anarchy folks.... David Bahktiari is pulling rodgers up into the stands with the vikings defense in hot pursuit.... refs attending to Cousins and trying to keep the rest of the vikings team behind their bench... and now we've got a couple cardinals coming onto the field. It's Murray.... just dragging a ref to the line of scrimmage, and HOPKINS AND AJ GREEN ARE OUT THERE WITH HIM!
THE REF STARTS THE PLAYCLOCK. GREEN SNAPS TO MURRAY, HITS HOPKINS IN THE ENDZONE.... TOUCHDOWN!!!!! NoooOOoOOOOOOoooO!!! THE CARDINALS HAVE KNOCKED THE VIKINGS OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS!!! AGAIN!!!! LEFT FOR DEAD AFTER HAVING THE MITB BRIEFCASE CASHED IN ON THEM, THE CARDINALS NOW HAVE A DATE AT LAMBEAU FIELD NEXT WEEK WITH A TRIP TO THE SUPERBOWL ON THE LINE! DAMN YOU RODGERS, DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL!
