roxxthe96er i need to make some money

[aXiom]

He needs a p*ssy tho


You in walmart just creeping?

Nah he got a bussy... He'll get mad tokens..

Needed some dish detergent and had to MG my boy some bread...

 

[DarlingNikki]

@DarlingNikki @cloudbox

trust these dumb bytches to dap up the other dumbest bytch on the coli

dumb and dumber and straight retarded

thats you 3

 

[old_timer]

Im snitching

back against the wall, keep your words small
never know who's tapping in your call

 

[Ghpstface]

 

[godkiller]

Does @roxxthe96er even sell dope? He is a cac from the suburbs.

 

[roxxthe96er]

Does @roxxthe96er even sell dope? He is a cac from the suburbs.

Thats the easiest place to sell dope
I served everywhere from the block to out my fukking backpack in math class

@roxxthe96er

i saw you in this thread ( http://www.thecoli.com/threads/im-fxcking-pissed-i-need-to-vent.330827/ ) serving knowledge like your people served small pox and i would like some options

im tryna get the fukk out of chicago. at the very least i need another $2000
im on google searching for high apy savings accounts, CDs and shyt then i saw your post

isnt there a way to flip money by giving it to drug dealers and them giving it back, but with interest or some shyt?

i would like ways to increase my money with the least amount of risk, and more murkiness of the law possible

help me, help me please

I'm not tryna get anyone killed so I'mma start this list out by saying DONT DO THIS shyt... but like... do you, I ain't your dad;
1) Go find a nice house where someone keeps a extra car or motorcycle in the yard. Figure out their work hours and post an ad on Craigslist to sell that car (do this from library). Use a trac-phone from 7-11 to contact potential "buyers" and set up meetings while the owner is at work, make sure you tell them you only want cash. When they show up give them some phoney microsoft work paperwork and get the money in hand, then sprint down the block and have your homie ready to scoop you up with no plates on. This could very well lead to violence or a car chase.
2) Get a job at any parking lot that collects money for events and skim off the top. It's a common job that they give to anyone where you can handle a large amount of money. You could easily skim $100 a day on top of hourly wages.
3) Post a backpage ad (do this from the library) with fake pictures of some hoe, pretending to be her. Set up meetings with potential johns and make them all text pics to your trac phone. Pick the scrawniest dude an when he gets to the hotel hit that lick.
4) WOMEN ONLY; ask men for money.

 

[Lord Piffington]

Thats the easiest place to sell dope
I served everywhere from the block to out my fukking backpack in math class

Thats the easiest place to sell dope
I served everywhere from the block to out my fukking backpack in math class

I'm not tryna get anyone killed so I'mma start this list out by saying DONT DO THIS shyt... but like... do you, I ain't your dad;
1) Go find a nice house where someone keeps a extra car or motorcycle in the yard. Figure out their work hours and post an ad on Craigslist to sell that car (do this from library). Use a trac-phone from 7-11 to contact potential "buyers" and set up meetings while the owner is at work, make sure you tell them you only want cash. When they show up give them some phoney microsoft work paperwork and get the money in hand, then sprint down the block and have your homie ready to scoop you up with no plates on. This could very well lead to violence or a car chase.
2) Get a job at any parking lot that collects money for events and skim off the top. It's a common job that they give to anyone where you can handle a large amount of money. You could easily skim $100 a day on top of hourly wages.
3) Post a backpage ad (do this from the library) with fake pictures of some hoe, pretending to be her. Set up meetings with potential johns and make them all text pics to your trac phone. Pick the scrawniest dude an when he gets to the hotel hit that lick.
4) WOMEN ONLY; ask men for money.

You got the satan in you, boy

 

[muse]

Thats the easiest place to sell dope
I served everywhere from the block to out my fukking backpack in math class

I'm not tryna get anyone killed so I'mma start this list out by saying DONT DO THIS shyt... but like... do you, I ain't your dad;
1) Go find a nice house where someone keeps a extra car or motorcycle in the yard. Figure out their work hours and post an ad on Craigslist to sell that car (do this from library). Use a trac-phone from 7-11 to contact potential "buyers" and set up meetings while the owner is at work, make sure you tell them you only want cash. When they show up give them some phoney microsoft work paperwork and get the money in hand, then sprint down the block and have your homie ready to scoop you up with no plates on. This could very well lead to violence or a car chase.
2) Get a job at any parking lot that collects money for events and skim off the top. It's a common job that they give to anyone where you can handle a large amount of money. You could easily skim $100 a day on top of hourly wages.
3) Post a backpage ad (do this from the library) with fake pictures of some hoe, pretending to be her. Set up meetings with potential johns and make them all text pics to your trac phone. Pick the scrawniest dude an when he gets to the hotel hit that lick.
4) WOMEN ONLY; ask men for money.

I am a woman. Anything more specific to my gender?

 

[ridedolo]

Thats the easiest place to sell dope
I served everywhere from the block to out my fukking backpack in math class

I'm not tryna get anyone killed so I'mma start this list out by saying DONT DO THIS shyt... but like... do you, I ain't your dad;
1) Go find a nice house where someone keeps a extra car or motorcycle in the yard. Figure out their work hours and post an ad on Craigslist to sell that car (do this from library). Use a trac-phone from 7-11 to contact potential "buyers" and set up meetings while the owner is at work, make sure you tell them you only want cash. When they show up give them some phoney microsoft work paperwork and get the money in hand, then sprint down the block and have your homie ready to scoop you up with no plates on. This could very well lead to violence or a car chase.
2) Get a job at any parking lot that collects money for events and skim off the top. It's a common job that they give to anyone where you can handle a large amount of money. You could easily skim $100 a day on top of hourly wages.
3) Post a backpage ad (do this from the library) with fake pictures of some hoe, pretending to be her. Set up meetings with potential johns and make them all text pics to your trac phone. Pick the scrawniest dude an when he gets to the hotel hit that lick.
4) WOMEN ONLY; ask men for money.

1&3 Get murked brehs

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Thats the easiest place to sell dope
I served everywhere from the block to out my fukking backpack in math class

I'm not tryna get anyone killed so I'mma start this list out by saying DONT DO THIS shyt... but like... do you, I ain't your dad;
1) Go find a nice house where someone keeps a extra car or motorcycle in the yard. Figure out their work hours and post an ad on Craigslist to sell that car (do this from library). Use a trac-phone from 7-11 to contact potential "buyers" and set up meetings while the owner is at work, make sure you tell them you only want cash. When they show up give them some phoney microsoft work paperwork and get the money in hand, then sprint down the block and have your homie ready to scoop you up with no plates on. This could very well lead to violence or a car chase.
2) Get a job at any parking lot that collects money for events and skim off the top. It's a common job that they give to anyone where you can handle a large amount of money. You could easily skim $100 a day on top of hourly wages.
3) Post a backpage ad (do this from the library) with fake pictures of some hoe, pretending to be her. Set up meetings with potential johns and make them all text pics to your trac phone. Pick the scrawniest dude an when he gets to the hotel hit that lick.
4) WOMEN ONLY; ask men for money.

Too bad imma chicken shyt or I'd be all over this

 

[calixprynce]

Thats the easiest place to sell dope
I served everywhere from the block to out my fukking backpack in math class

I'm not tryna get anyone killed so I'mma start this list out by saying DONT DO THIS shyt... but like... do you, I ain't your dad;
1) Go find a nice house where someone keeps a extra car or motorcycle in the yard. Figure out their work hours and post an ad on Craigslist to sell that car (do this from library). Use a trac-phone from 7-11 to contact potential "buyers" and set up meetings while the owner is at work, make sure you tell them you only want cash. When they show up give them some phoney microsoft work paperwork and get the money in hand, then sprint down the block and have your homie ready to scoop you up with no plates on. This could very well lead to violence or a car chase.
2) Get a job at any parking lot that collects money for events and skim off the top. It's a common job that they give to anyone where you can handle a large amount of money. You could easily skim $100 a day on top of hourly wages.
3) Post a backpage ad (do this from the library) with fake pictures of some hoe, pretending to be her. Set up meetings with potential johns and make them all text pics to your trac phone. Pick the scrawniest dude an when he gets to the hotel hit that lick.
4) WOMEN ONLY; ask men for money.

Wow, that's some sad shyt . Just front the girl some work . Selling drugs > ripping people off like a bum . MDMA & LSD is a good short term lower risk investment

 

[roxxthe96er]

I am a woman. Anything more specific to my gender?

To be honest that depends how comfortable you are bein a lil hoeish. 5) As a girl it's easy to fukk some wannabe baller from the club and steal his shyt once he's shleep, or if you don't wanna wait take him back to your room and have like 3 dudes there, but then you gotta cut them in

Some more for either gender are...
6) Get your hands on 1 event ticket worth $200. Go photo copy it and give 10 copies out. Scalp yours for $150 and have 9 others do the same. Let them keep $100 and take $50 from each of them as a fee for their fake ticket. You can't do them all yourself cause someone will come back and beat your ass.
7) Make a Twitter and buy 10k followers, tweet stupid vibe bullshyt for a week so people think the follows are legit, sell account to aspiring rapper for more than price of follows. (This seems stupid as hell but there are 100000 of them and they WILL buy these accounts.)

 

[Another Man]

how is it possible for a female to be broke? they do realise they have a p*ssy right?

They don't even gotta let dudes smash either. Dudes out here cashing out on women and ain't even get to smell the p*ssy. If you're a woman who's at least somewhat attractive and are broke you should commit that

 

[roxxthe96er]

They don't even gotta let dudes smash either. Dudes out here cashing out on women and ain't even get to smell the p*ssy. If you're a woman who's at least somewhat attractive and are broke you should commit that

Real talk you just sit in front of a webcam and show your titty once every hour you can make $1000+ a week even if you're beyond ugly. Just can't be fat. If you're skinny you can make 1k a week on simps while watching Netflix. A girl from my school also sold her used panties online for $30 and got so many orders she stopped selling used ones and she was just putting a lil elmers glue in the bottom of each one. Homies were payin for smelly p*ssy juice and ended up huffing dry glue, the ultimate L hahaha. This other bytch I knew was dating like 4 older dudes at once without them knowin. Like a doctor, a dentist, a manager and some normal 40 year old haha, but they all gave her these crazy allowances like at least $300 a week to go shopping or whatever, but what she didn't tell them was she was straight stackin, that combine with working and I assume turning a couple tricks, she saved up $60,000 in under 2 years and bounced to a new city on all of them without a trace, abandoned her FB, Twitter, everything, but I known her since 2nd grade so I tracked her down thru her cousin who I'm pretty cool wit to ask her bout it an get this info. This shyt too easy for hoes.