Rubbing out a nut 30 min before a bytch shows up

[360dagod]

if shorty has a shyer personality she aint throwing it for erryone and they'll tell u how many bodies they got

it depends breh...

Some bytches are angels on their blocks and flat out whores on others

Some bytches are whores on their blocks and angels on others

You never really have an idea unless you are able to be in situations where you can notice signs

 

[onelastdeath]

it depends breh...

Some bytches are angels on their blocks and flat out whores on others

Some bytches are whores on their blocks and angels on others

You never really have an idea unless you are able to be in situations where you can notice signs

Truth

If she talks shyt and backs it up....

Aggressive bytches get me hype as fukk, I'ma hit submission moves on shawty, pullin hair, goin all out on my leverage moves. I go aggressive on the regular cuz she put that effort to look appealing for me so I'ma put in effort to let her know she did a damn good job.

I treat sex like a menu for the chick, she gets different things according to our relationship. If I don't care about her then I'ma just try to bust a nut with hardly a fukk given, if we fb's or we just startin to go out like that then I'm goin mothafukkin demolition man on that p*ssy, if we committed and been together for awhile then she got the full menu from p*ssy lickin to toe suckin to back blow outs to slow sensual type shyt. Even then I'm prolly still beatin the p*ssy up before some makin love shyt. As far as I'm concerned I gotta leave her knocked out sleep, drained, ass nekked and sweaty, and suckin her thumb with the p*ssy leakin out the back. If that happens and she's skipping or slightly limping in the morning I'll feel like I did my job.

 

[Vado]

Breh stop, that's really your logic? Issue isn't smashing, it's the fact you smashed 90 DIFFERENT broads, that's not easy to do, and to be only 24 and achieve such a feat?

you sound like

all these from the beginning of July

Im working on Britteny
I already smashed Sheena
I just smashed Shamya last night
Im still working on Sash
I got head from Jordyn...gonna smash tonight
Smashed Jasmine. She one and done
Carlisa playing games so she gettin K Camped

 

[onelastdeath]

you sound like

all these from the beginning of July

Im working on Britteny
I already smashed Sheena
I just smashed Shamya last night
Im still working on Sash
I got head from Jordyn...gonna smash tonight
Smashed Jasmine. She one and done
Carlisa playing games so she gettin K Camped

I dont know how to put this. But having a buncha bytches in your phone don't mean shyt. We all got bytches in our phone bro.

But like I said, if you're beiing honest than congrats. Just wrap it up.

 

[Tunez]

you sound like

all these from the beginning of July

Im working on Britteny
I already smashed Sheena
I just smashed Shamya last night
Im still working on Sash
I got head from Jordyn...gonna smash tonight
Smashed Jasmine. She one and done
Carlisa playing games so she gettin K Camped

You still bragging

 

[Tunez]

I swear busting a nut is like cleansing your body of demons. You bust that nut and all of a sudden realize you can see the Matrix. Everything becomes black and white and you can determine what actually matters and what doesn't.

My older friend invited me to an open house where he was meeting a realtor. My friend's wife was there too, trying her hardest to convince my friend to buy the house ASAP on some "we done looked everywhere, this is the best option and we can afford it. We can have children here.... "

I'm there trying to convince him to weigh his options, don't do anything hasty, yea the house looks good but you never know what else is on the market until you check. The realtor siding with his wife on some "I find that whenever I listen to my wife I make a great decision *cac laughter*"

My homie weighed all the opinions gravely, lookin like Obama in the Situation Room, and then was like "one sec, I have to use the rest room..."

We all waiting in the living room wondering what's gonna happen next. He comes out the restroom 10 minutes later looking like he just took a 10 hour nap like "aite, imma wait and look at other options." His girl gave him the stink face, but he gave me a look - a slight, half second glance. It was all I needed to see. The realtor saw it too. We looked at each other and realized we both had the same thought in our heads.

I was like

realtor like

my friend lookin like

I never verbally confirmed it, but to this day I'm convinced he went in that bathroom to bust a nut and came back clear headed.

Real shyt

 

[Vado]

So do I. I got my own V and my own crib, and gay ass light ass eyes.

And still. 70 to 90 is a lot

step ya game up

you take mad long to get what you want

im that nikka. here go a phone convo i recorded for a mixtape

 

[Kings County]

The same way we can pretend to be good nikkas, is the same way they can pretend to be shy.

You ever met a girl parent's for the first time and changed up your whole act to present yourself well?

Women do the same thing.

lmao nah u can tell the difference yall just dont know what too look for

 

[onelastdeath]

step ya game up

you take mad long to get what you want

im that nikka. here go a phone convo i recorded for a mixtape

You really trying to prove yourself. nikka I never said you was a virgin.

I said I don't believe you got 90 bodies. That's it.

 

[Thegospel]

Worry about a bytches sexual satisfaction brehs. She'll enjoy the 5 minutes she gets and stfu

 

[Da King]

That gif pretty much what I was feeling when she was still riding

 

[StretfordRed]

Promiscuous brehs...

shyt's demonic

 

[Silver Surfer]

should have took some shots...now that second nut not gonna be as satisfying

 

[the cac mamba]

Insha'allah she throw that p*ssy proper

 

[newworldafro]

that PNC before a chick comes through have you feeling like calling her to say you just got an emergency to do [fill in escape statement here] ....... not only don't you temporarily want to see her, but you feeling like putting in some extra-strength nap time .. like