shyt...
i've shared this story before on
i was sharing an apartment with two of my boys during the summer when college ended.
a white dude who looked like a gorilla and a black dude with no body hair.
gorilla dude invites a crack head to the crib when me and hairless are at work.
hairless come home before me and finds gorilla smoking a blunt with a crack head.
gorilla is talking about how we push mad weight.
nobody in the crib is pushing any weight.
i get home and hairless is vexed and telling me about it.
fast forward to the next day...
i hear knocking at the door in the morning so i get up out of bed naked and wrap a sheet around me.
open the door and it's the crack head asking for gorilla.
i'm like "nah, he sleeping come back later"
crack head pushes the door open and pulls out a gun...two more crack heads behind him.
crack head says "where is the stash, who is here?"
at this point i have a gun to my head pressed against my ear lobe so hard that it's bleeding.
i say as loud as possible "THERE IS NOTHING HERE AND I'M THE ONLY PERSON HERE"
at this point i'm hoping my roommates here me.
crack head starts pushing me forward but starts tripping on my blanket that i'm covered in.
crack head says "drop the blanket man...get in the bathroom"
i'm ass naked walking to the bathroom.
they found hairless in his room and got him in the bathroom too.
gorilla never left his locked room.
i'm chilling in the bathroom naked with hairless and he tells me to put a towel on...i do.
before they got hairless, he got the attention of some chicks across the street to call the cops.
the cops showed up and almost shot hairless...gorilla finally came out of his room.
2 weeks later we got evicted and had to break into our old apartment to get our stuff out.
true story.