Fart Knocker
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What do you call cheese that isnt yours?
Nach-yo cheese!
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AyBrehHam Linkin
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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? 10 dead babies in a trash can. What's worse than that? Ones alive at the bottom. What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? After eating it's way out it went back for more. What's worse than that? I masturbated whilst all this happened. What's worse than that? I fukked the baby afterwards. What's worse than that? That baby was my daughter. What's worse than that? I cheated on my dog.
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R.O. Double
Holdin My Balls Since 83
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around.
The man leading them around said, "See that old man asleep in the chair by the fireplace? He is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you'll never forget."
They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a hunting story.
"Well, I remember back in 1944, we went on a lion hunting exposition in Africa. We were on foot and hunted for three days without seeing a thing. On the fourth day, I was so tired I had to rest my feet.
I found a fallen tree, so I laid my gun down, propped my head on the tree, and fell asleep. I don't know how long I was asleep when I was awakened by a noise in the bushes. I was reaching for my gun when the biggest lion I ever seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this, ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!....... I tell you, I just shyt my pants."
The young men looked astonished and one of them said, "I don't blame you, I would have shyt my pants too if a lion jumped out at me."
The old man shook his head and said, "No, no, not then, just now when I said ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!"
The man leading them around said, "See that old man asleep in the chair by the fireplace? He is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you'll never forget."
They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a hunting story.
"Well, I remember back in 1944, we went on a lion hunting exposition in Africa. We were on foot and hunted for three days without seeing a thing. On the fourth day, I was so tired I had to rest my feet.
I found a fallen tree, so I laid my gun down, propped my head on the tree, and fell asleep. I don't know how long I was asleep when I was awakened by a noise in the bushes. I was reaching for my gun when the biggest lion I ever seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this, ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!....... I tell you, I just shyt my pants."
The young men looked astonished and one of them said, "I don't blame you, I would have shyt my pants too if a lion jumped out at me."
The old man shook his head and said, "No, no, not then, just now when I said ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!"
aXiom
Maximized Potential
What's the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.
So there's 3 dudes working on a farm. John, Elmo and Shaggy.. The farm owner's daughter, Kim, is a thot so at night they all sneak in and fukk but she tells each of them to keep it a secret so neither of them know they all fukking the same bytch, but somehow the farm owner finds out and put a razor in her p*ssy but she don't know.. night comes:
Jonh hitting from the back:
Damn girl this p*ssy got tighter since i been here last or what.. this shyt goo... FUCCCKKKK!!!! 
Dad: Kim what's that noise
Kim:
Nothing daddy
John: *leaps out window* your p*ssy stole my dikk
Kim still horny: Elmo you coming through or nah
Elmo: I'm outside
Elmo hittin from the back: I can't feel my dikk.. I probably way to lit right now..
Kim:
What a bytch gotta to get some dikk in this muhhfukka *calls shaggy*
Shaggy:Damn bae.. I left the magnums in the car
Kim:
Next morning they all show up for work.. Dad confronts them about fukking Kim to which they all deny so he grabs they shotty, lines them up and have them drop their pants one at a time
John:
Dad:
Elmo:
Dad:
Shaggy:
Dad: I saw your car pull up last night... I know you came through
Shaggy:....
Dad: So what happened
Shaggy:....
Dad: What's the matter.. cat got your tongue
Shaggy:
A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.
So there's 3 dudes working on a farm. John, Elmo and Shaggy.. The farm owner's daughter, Kim, is a thot so at night they all sneak in and fukk but she tells each of them to keep it a secret so neither of them know they all fukking the same bytch, but somehow the farm owner finds out and put a razor in her p*ssy but she don't know.. night comes:
Jonh hitting from the back:
Damn girl this p*ssy got tighter since i been here last or what.. this shyt goo... FUCCCKKKK!!!! Dad: Kim what's that noise
Kim:
Nothing daddyJohn: *leaps out window* your p*ssy stole my dikk
Kim still horny: Elmo you coming through or nah
Elmo: I'm outside
Elmo hittin from the back: I can't feel my dikk.. I probably way to lit right now..
Kim:
What a bytch gotta to get some dikk in this muhhfukka *calls shaggy*Shaggy:
Damn bae.. I left the magnums in the carKim:
Next morning they all show up for work.. Dad confronts them about fukking Kim to which they all deny so he grabs they shotty, lines them up and have them drop their pants one at a time
John:
Dad:
Elmo:
Dad:
Shaggy:
Dad: I saw your car pull up last night... I know you came through
Shaggy:....
Dad: So what happened
Shaggy:....
Dad: What's the matter.. cat got your tongue
Shaggy:
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Bring back clean jokes!
Barack Obama goes to a costume party for Halloween. But he doesn't wear a costume, just his normal attire. He's carrying his wife around on his back
After being at the costume party a while, the other partygoers get annoyed that Barack didn't make the effort to buy or design a costume for the party. So they confront him.
Partygoer: "Barry, why aren't you wearing a costume?
"
Barry O: "I am.
"
PG: "No you aren't.
"
Barry O: "Yeah I am." he replies. "I'm a turtle."
PG: "You're not a turtle! You're just carrying your wife on your back!"
Barack smirks and says "Yeah! This is Michelle (M'shell)!
"
Barack Obama goes to a costume party for Halloween. But he doesn't wear a costume, just his normal attire. He's carrying his wife around on his back
After being at the costume party a while, the other partygoers get annoyed that Barack didn't make the effort to buy or design a costume for the party. So they confront him.
Partygoer: "Barry, why aren't you wearing a costume?
"Barry O: "I am.
"PG: "No you aren't.
"Barry O: "Yeah I am." he replies. "I'm a turtle.
"PG: "You're not a turtle! You're just carrying your wife on your back!
"Barack smirks and says "Yeah! This is Michelle (M'shell)!
"