Running out of tooth paste unappreciation

[Fatboi1]

Man this morning I got up and had an appointment to go get a retwist at the shop so when I woke up I realized it was late and I ain't have no toothpaste.


I cut that shyt open and tried to get some but it was barely any in there.

Had a dude at the shop mumbling and sh1t not tryna really talk. Luckily I had these mint toothpicks that I used to stabilize my breath from time to time but them sh1ts only lasted for like a few minutes.

Nobody gave me the look though so I think everything was gravy.

 

[*Hulks Up*]

I usually have baking soda on hand just in case but yeah that does suck.

DEAD @ mumbling and muffling your mouth so nobody catches a glimpse.

 

[Skip b]

Tissue is worse, I can always run to the corner store on the way to where I'm going and buy a toothbrush n toothpaste, but theres nothing worse than sitting on the siiting on the toilet chilling then realizing there aint no tissue in the house

 

[Ray Jesus]

Plan ahead to avoid situations like this.

 

[marcuz]

how does that happen? that means you was rolling up that tooth paste tube for at least a week. squeezing every little bit of tooth paste out that bytch

 

[marcuz]

Tissue is worse, I can always run to the corner store on the way to where I'm going and buy a toothbrush n toothpaste, but theres nothing worse than sitting on the siiting on the toilet chilling then realizing there aint no tissue in the house

i aint never ran out of toilet paper til my girl moved in. chick ran through 4 rolls in less than a mouth. 4 rolls would last me at least 3 months.

 

[TYBG]

That why I fukks w/ Costco

 

[Heretic]

i aint never ran out of toilet paper til my girl moved in. chick ran through 4 rolls in less than a mouth. 4 rolls would last me at least 3 months.

The fukk is wrong wit u son? You need more fiber

 

[Fatboi1]

how does that happen? that means you was rolling up that tooth paste tube for at least a week. squeezing every little bit of tooth paste out that bytch

I'm not even going to lie that's what I was doing. I spent most of my money from my last check and only had gas money left really. I figured the toothpaste would make it to Thursday but then yesterday I procrastinated and still ain't buy some on some "there's still toothpaste" and this morning that tube was BONE dry.

 

[marcuz]

The fukk is wrong wit u son? You need more fiber

nah

y'all just the type of nikkas that like to roll toilet paper around they hand 5-6 times before wiping

 

[Heretic]

nah

y'all just the type of nikkas that like to roll toilet paper around they hand 5-6 times before wiping

Yeah but 4 rolls lasting 3 months?

 

[marcuz]

Yeah but 4 rolls lasting 3 months?

how much damn toilet paper do you need? how long does a roll last you?

 

[Mr210]

um, you knew you was low on toilet paper you should have taken care of it earlier

 

[Heretic]

how much damn toilet paper do you need? how long does a roll last you?

I shoulda asked what kind u use but probably abt a week and a half but I dont use them mega rolls or nothin like that.

 

[newworldafro]

OP.....I had the struggle toothpaste this morning...........I had to stand there and force the bare essence out of that plastic contraption....